ToneDeafMonkey
Save me Jebus!!

ToneDeafMonkey's Dream.



My dream starts on the roof of my house. I sit there watching the sun until it hurts my eyes. My dog is on the roof and I'm like wtf? I give him a scratch behind the ears and then he jumps off the roof and runs away down the street.

I dont want to lose him so I jump off the roof too and try and catch him. I nearly get hit by a lorry which swerves around me. The guy inside rolls down his window. He has loads of tatoos on his arms.
Lorry guy: What are you doing?!
Me: What the f*** are YOU doing? Driving on the pavement
Lorry guy: This is the road
We have an argument and then I ask where my dog's gone.
Lorry guy: I dont know where your stupid dog is alright? So just go away.


Then he drives away. I call out for my dog. He runs up to me with the paper in his mouth, which is something he NEVER does. So now I know Im dreaming and I need to go to the pyramid. I make Nipper sit and he drops the newspaper.

I step into a bush and say When I get to the other side Ill be there. When I go through the bush, Im at my old shared dreaming place. Its an old shack under a cliff. Its really windy and all the sand is blowing about. The door is open on the shack.

I go inside and its pretty warm because someone has lit a fire. We used to scratch things into the wood to prove we were here. Above the bench I see one of the glyphs that we carved. This one is a circle with two dots in, and is my mate Pigsy's symbol so I wait here for a bit. I decide he isnt still here so I scratch my initials in the wood. They look like a diamond with a line through them, because its hard to scratch curved lines.

I try to leave, but the door is locked. I think it's probably Pigsy.
Me: Pigsy? You here?
Pigsy: Yes, but Im outside.
I look out of one of the cracks in the wood. Its definately Pigsy.
Pigsy: Will you let me in?
Me: the doors locked!
Pigsy: very funny. Its raining now will you let me in?
Me: I cant. The doors locked!!!
Pigsy: you by the door?
Me: no
Pigsy: Good.

I watch through the crack and Pigsy kicks the door down.
I'm pleased to see Pigsy again, because he moved to Australia.

Me: Wow are we doing a shared dream.
Pigsy shrugs.
Pigsy: Probably. Itll be the first for a long time.
Me: yeah sorry about that.
Pigsy: no worries. Yoou still got that dog?
Me: Nipper? Yeah, why?
Pigsy: had a dream with him in the other night. Hey where are you going?
Me: Im not going any where.
Pigsy: dude, your waking up.

I woke up and grabbed my DJ to write down my dream

Fragment
I try to do a wild but somewhere it turns into a normal dream. I'm in a dark room and I want to get to the other side. I think I might be trying to steal something because I'm trying to be really quiet and there are lots of red lasers that I need to get past.

I hope i titled it right.