I went on a grand adventure to search for a particular item--a job. I traversed deserts, scaled the Himalayas, and fought off some sharks with a sword in the ocean. In the end, I did not find the treasure I so desperately sought. I didn't intend to be gone for so long. I got very wrapped up in my treasure hunt. Didn't mean to desert you man. I hope you've been well!
Man where dafaq you been?
