nekrose
Lurker

I hadn't had a somewhat interesting dream in awhile. This one began with me seemingly running through a cramped, dimly-lit corridor with the fluorescent lights flickering above me as I was running for my dear life from what appeared to be an 8 foot long Xenomorph from James Cameron's 'Aliens' film. As I passed through the corridor , I made a turn and descended into the sub-level, thinking I had temporarily eluded the beast, I found to my horror that there was a large slimy egg sac hanging from a corner, writhing and covered in a mucus-like substance. I could tell it was about to hatch, so I caught my breath, then bolted for the large glass double-doors . I stumbled outside to find only a pair of elevators were my way out of the complex . So I then endeavored to take the stairs to the second floor and then the elevators from there. unfortunately, it seemed I wasn't the only one with that idea. All the remaining survivors from the complex, mainly civilians and a scientist here or there, were crammed into the glass box elevator , pushing and shoving their way in to fit inside . I could no longer here the screech of the Xenomorph, but I knew it would not be long before it found us. So I had to act fast. I Somehow convinced everyone that the aliens were in fact vulnerable to human pheromones secreted only during sexual reproduction, and that in order to save us all , we would have to all partake in a massive orgy. And so everyone promptly de-robed and fun was had by all ;]. For whatever reason, the Aliens seemed perplexed by human copulation and did infact run away at the scent of our rampant and vigorous love-making session .