Gejoh
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Spoiler for GROSS DREAM WARNING:

Peeing all over the restroom

(I'm overcoming shy bladder irl so that bleeds into my dreams)
I was in a restroom of a market I was shopping at when for whatever reason, I decided that I was going to pee all over the entire bathroom. I was peeing for so long that I started peeing out air, then tiny pee bubbles filled the whole room up. I tried to leave but all of the bubbles were hitting my face so I have to stop moving. Grossed out I figured the only way to leave was to teleport out back into my car, so I did.
Thankfully I didnt actually pee myself irl

Rained out at work.

I was sitting on a bench at work(I work construction so it was outside and mostly dirt)when it started raining.
I tried to hide from the rain drops but it wasn't working, it was picking up. I ran to the nearest building to take shelter. Inside it was really dark and I could see a woman laying down in a bed, trying to be polite I ignored her and found myself a chair to sit in.
"hey!" the woman shouted
I glance over to her.
"do you wanna..." She starts wiggling her tongue in the air.
"No." I try not to interpret what she's implying
"That's alright, you'd be surprised how many guys would."

Apartment complex raid

I woke up to a commotion outside my apartment and ran over to the window. (I'm on the second floor.)
There was a group of trouble makers outside with chemicals and a sprayer. I grabbed a couple of heavy drinking glasses and ran outside. They were on their way up the staircase when I threatened to pelt them with the glasses.
They backed off but continued their shenanigans elsewhere. I wrote down one of their names.
Some time passed and I can't remember everything that happened, I was talking about someone who got in a wreck to someone else.
I went back outside and saw they were still causing trouble. At this point I thought they were probably going to kill someone with what they were doing so I threw the glasses as a warning. They shattered on the ground outside but it didn't deter them. I went back inside and was thinking I was going to have to get a gun or something, instead I fell asleep.

Escape Room?

I woke up and immediately did the nose pinch and became lucid.
"Okay don't think about the fact that I'm dreaming too much. Just go outside the room"
It was pretty dark but I could make the door out, there were two padlocks on it that I chose to ignore.
I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. I started losing control, I couldn't even move my arm to open the door anymore.
I looked back at the door and acknowledged the two pad locks and I was able to reach over to them and pull them off, after doing so I was allowed to open the door.
On the other side were three other doors and a hallway. Each of the doors had a 3 by 4 grid of numbers and other contractions on them. I decided it was best to ignore it and move on. Down the hallway was a gym. I flew up and grabbed onto the net of a basketball hoop. gravity was doing its best to bring me back down so I landed. I did a couple jumps and I landed back down every time instead of flying like I wanted. I had to jump then hold my breath to stay in the air.
As I flew down the next hallway the dream began dissolving.
I reached out in front of myself and looked at my hand and fingers, beginning to spin around noticing the changing background. It brought the dream clarity back.
I saw a mirror as I was flying and looked into it, I saw a very realistic version of myself in skydiving pose. Following me like a normal mirror would but I was in sitting position while flying.
"I gotta get more points somehow"
I saw a gas station shelf and ran over to it and found a variety of wrapped foods. I picked up a everything bagel flavored soft pretzel in a blue plastic wrapper, tore the packaging off and began eating it.
It tasted very good and for a moment I thought about trying to breathe it in and see what happens but decided I didn't care to find out.
Started walking away and saying "Store this dream in my long term memory please!" a couple times hoping i would remember everything I've done so far. I repeated the phrase a couple more time as I was walking and the dream faded away faster than I could stabilize. I woke up.

The Attack
I was on a jobsite when I heard my mom yelling.
"Either you're going to give us second floor or we're going to take it!"
Her demand was met by a silent pause.
"Attack!" She demanded.
I reached into my tool box for some weapons and found two hammers. One was metal and the other was rubber. I stormed into the building looking for enemies to hit when I found no one. I started looking around and saw a women who looked like a librarian behind a counter picking up an AK-47 and decided I shouldn't mess with her.

*I had another dream that I didn't wright down and forgot.

*Dream signs*
Adventure
Family members in strange locations.
Battle

The Wtich
I was with a group of two other people, we were a typical mmo group and I was the healer. I can't remember what they were but I think one was dps and the other was a tank.
One of them was talking to us like she was trying to teach us, the first thing I remember was her asking.
"If it comes down to it are you going to kick curbs?"
She was referring to me using attack spells on enemies I can't beat.
"I'll kick curbs any day!" I responded
"You never kick curbs." She said scoldingly.
Soon after that we were attacked by a flying witch, she wore red and flew on a magic broom.
After many attacks from my party it wasn't enough, I couldn't heal them enough and we couldn't deal enough damage.
The two of them died and I ran away to the tree's, I was now in my childhood backyard(we lived in 3 acres of the woods) Now hiding under a tree I heard something above me. It was another witch, this one was levitating on a broom stick as well, she had an owl on her shoulder and was dressed in brown colors. After talking to her for a bit I determined that she didn't want to kill me.
"Don't attack the priests back!" She yelled out.
I prepared my attack spell and was about to attack the owl witch when, thinking she was trying to trick me, when suddenly the red witch appeared but she was going straight to the owl witch and started attacking her. As the owl witch fled the red witch followed, I tried casting my attack spells but I couldn't time the attack right as they were quickly flying away.
Not sure what to do now I wondered to the burn pit and found a metal trashcan lid.
"Maybe I can use it to protect myself." I picked it up.
Under it was a grass hopper and many ants. The ants were walking towards the grass hopper but as soon as they got close the grass hopper did a a small hop in the air to let the ants walk under it. More grass hoppers started popping into existence and did the same little hop when the ants came too close.
I hear a casual whistle above me and looked up to see the owl witch chilling in the sky. I assumed she managed to kill the red witch. "Probably because my party already damage her", I thought.

*Dream signs to look for,
1: Adventuring with a small group of people
2: Casting spells
3: Flying witches
4: Things appearing out of thin air.
5: Battle

CaseOh let's play
I was watching CaseOh play a hack and slash game, the enemies were huge twisted looking monsters. After taking down the first one, several more spawned in front of him. In an attack on titan esque way he launched himself to them, they deflected him sending him straight to the end boss. An epic animation of the boss played where it crawled out of a summoning circle.
After some fighting CaseOh managed to beat it, unfortunately because he didn't kill the other enemies it sent him back to the beginning of the level.
In shock he said "I found the way out!"
"There was only one way forward." I thought to myself.

*I woke up after that and I was asleep on the couch with him on the TV playing minecraft, he found his way back to the start of a cave he was lost in and he was talking about how he found his way out.*
*I wonder if I can use audio more to become lucid more often.*

Pretending to Sleep

I was at my parents home in one of the bedrooms watching TV, I could hear my mom enter the front door yelling for everyone to bring the groceries in. I turned the TV off and put a pillow over my face to pretend I was asleep, I could hear a couple of my family members enter the room and they decided to leave me alone.

FAs to Lucid FA
*there was at least one dream before this one of m telling my brother again the CaseOh dream*
I was telling my brother how weird it was that the video I was watching influenced my dream so much when suddenly I found the dream fading away into a FA.

I'm now in bed still believing that I 'm awake and slightly annoyed that I'll have to tell my brother about the dream again.
It's totally dark and I'm just laying there but I sense my brother in the distance and call out to him.
"Hey J2!"
A sudden fearful realization hits me. "I'm still dreaming, J2 doesn't live with me."
Some incredibly fast and frantic music starts playing very loudly and it doesn't help that I'm already scared. I can sense what comes next in the music before it happens and it keeps getting faster and faster.
"I have to slow the acceleration."
In an attempt to calm the music I slowly change my expectation of what comes next.
Slowly but surely the music calms down. Eventually all that's left is the rhythmic base that you would hear from hardstyle.
"Why am I even still laying here?"
Now completely calm I stand up and do the nose pinch test just because.
As the test passed I feel myself lose my sense of balance for a second , I regain it and do the test again just to feel it again.
I go to my bathroom and look into the mirror. I see only myself and no background. I look distorted, green and metallic, my reflection is pulsing in and out of the darkness. I strike a pose pointing at the mirror then smack the wall a couple times and it feels decently real.
I decide to teleport to J2 by walking through the door while imagining my parents home. As I'm walking through the door I think about how I didn't think of a specific room, there was a brief fade away before I found myself in the hallway. Straight in front of me was J2's room. I walk through it and see him sitting at the desk, the room looks just like it did from my childhood when my older brother J4 lived in it. I say Hi to him and he mutters something before going back to the computer.

*I have 7 brother and my parents named us all started with the letter J*

Flying in the void (WILD)
Transitioning into the dream state felt extremely satisfying this time around, usually there's resistance or other strange sensations but this felt right.
I was in the void flying around to different points. I saw a grid of blue dots appear in front of me, I flew closer to one of them to examen it. The closer I got the further away the other dots became, but the size of the dot I was moving towards remained the same size as it was when I was further away. I fly away from them and move towards some pink lights trying to imagine them being something, "I get a bit bored. In order to get any tasks done I have to be somewhere." I think.
"To my room!" Instantly I feel my body in my bed and I'm in my dimly lit room, "I'm still dreaming" I think as I stand up and take several steps, I begin to feel a repelling force that sends me straight back to the void with the colors again and wake up shortly after.

Swimming in the void (WILD)
As typical from doing WILD for me, I entered the void in this dream.
As I enter the dream I think to myself, "Why fly?" From head to toe I start doing a sort of wave motion like a fish swimming. I zoom out to look at myself and through the darkness of the void I can make myself out as an even darker shadow, I look just like a free diver.
I bring it back in and look around, I see colors and lights in the distance and swim towards them. The closer I get to the light the louder and more clearly I hear a woman singing in a language I don't recognize. "It's probably gibberish." I think to myself as I'm trying to understand her. The last thing I remember her saying was "China man." All of the lights and colors in the void start becoming more intense and begin transforming.
Now I'm in a pitch-black room with a huge high window and two large metal supports crossing it in the center. Outside the window I can see snowflakes and a soft blue light entering the room that illuminates about 50 penguin toys that are hanging from strings on the ceiling.



I fly upwards to get a better look outside , I see that one of the support bars is impaling a speed limit sign at the base that reads "SPEED LIMIT 24". Everything goes black for a second before lighting back up again.
Now I'm outside of the room on a balcony and there's a thick layer of snow everywhere. I think of doing my first of three tasks, banishing something, and look off the edge. There're a few dumpsters on the ground outside and I say "Disappear!" while closing my fist and looking at one of them.
It doesn't go away instantly, instead I have to look to the left then back at it for it to work. I start thinking of what else I can do, and I turn around to try and find a pencil to draw a stick man with. The dream begins fading away as I'm walking, I start clapping my hands and I can even feel the slight sting from it. It brings the dream back and I continue walking and spinning around to try and keep it going for longer. Once I enter a hallway the dream disappears for good, and I wake up.