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Last night, I had another zombie apocalypse dream. I girl next to me was flipping out, so I yelled, "If you don't like this dream, I could become lucid and change it for you!" After she told me to do so, I did a reality check and had an LD. Was a really funny way to induce a lucid dream.
I don't have any profoundly enlightening comments, but I had to log in and say; that is hilarious! ;)
I had a dream once years ago where I was imprisoned and had to pee, this guard took me over to a toilet and told me to go. And I actually argued with him that 'something didn't feel right'. He was like, 'what are you talking about. You're on a bloody toilet.' And I insisted that I felt somehow like I wasn't on a toilet. That the toilet was ''imaginary'. He told me I was being crazy. I said, 'I don't know. I'm just scared. I feel like if I pee, somehow I'll just be peeing all over myself.'
I sat there on the toilet pee-shy and struggling for a good five minutes or so. Finally I decided I was being ridiculous so I just took a deep breath and peed despite the 'feeling something was not right'. As soon as I started peeing the guard turned around and started laughing at me, 'Ha ha, the jokes on you!'
And needless to say, I pissed the bed. :roll: LOL!
LOL, that's hilarious Cairus.
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^ at both dreams, but especially the first! Man, what a way to go lucid...if only I could get my DC's to help me out like that :lol:
I don't think I've had anything very funny lately, but one that was kind of amusing was when me and a bunch of my friends got arrested for listening to music that Obama didn't like, and they gave us cookies in the prison cell that we were all in together, and I used my cookie to cut through the bars in the window and escape, but for some reason no one else could get out even though the window was pretty big. :P
Ah yeah I have yet to become lucid during a zombie apocalypse. I almost did once when I told myself that "if I see zombies, I'm dreaming", they never did come though.
Sounds like a good way to become lucid though. Telling someone else that you will change the dream.
Thanks for the feedback! The dream after becoming lucid was awesome, as I got to beat up zombies. I am going to try to play ultimate Frisbee with zombies (using a saw blade as a Frisbee) in order to eliminate the nightmare the next time I become lucid in a zombie Apocalypse dream. Should be interesting.
That's Incredible! wanna lend me some of your helpful DCs?
That's pretty funny if u ask me xD My dreams are pretty lame. The best I've had was the floor turned into a pile of noodles, and I slid around on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream