There is a topic on here about stupidest way's you've missed becoming lucid, so I thought I'd make a topic on the stupidest ways you've attained lucidity. I know this topic exists, but the last post was 4 years ago, so I decided not to resurrect it.

The other night I was dreaming normally, and I had bought some gum and a pair of scissors from walgreens. I was walking through a big park carrying the scissors in my hand and there were some people playing soccer on a field about 100 yards from me. I thought to myself If I toss these scissors as high into the air as I can and it hits on of the soccer players, I'm dreaming, because there's no way I can throw that far and even if I could, chances are I probably wouldn't hit anything Well I chucked the scissors into the sky and they came down and stabbed one of the soccer players in the chest and he was knocked down. I then realized I was dreaming, but I wasn't completely lucid because people started looking at my and I flew off before the cops came and arrested me for assault.