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The stupidest way I have become lucid was when I was hoovering the living room rug whilst dusting above the fireplace. The idea of cleaning was so alien to me that I realised it had to be a dream! |
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02-13-2010 10:25 AM #1Member
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stupidest ways you HAVE become lucid!
There is a topic on here about stupidest way's you've missed becoming lucid, so I thought I'd make a topic on the stupidest ways you've attained lucidity. I know this topic exists, but the last post was 4 years ago, so I decided not to resurrect it.
The other night I was dreaming normally, and I had bought some gum and a pair of scissors from walgreens. I was walking through a big park carrying the scissors in my hand and there were some people playing soccer on a field about 100 yards from me. I thought to myself If I toss these scissors as high into the air as I can and it hits on of the soccer players, I'm dreaming, because there's no way I can throw that far and even if I could, chances are I probably wouldn't hit anything Well I chucked the scissors into the sky and they came down and stabbed one of the soccer players in the chest and he was knocked down. I then realized I was dreaming, but I wasn't completely lucid because people started looking at my and I flew off before the cops came and arrested me for assault.
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02-13-2010 07:46 PM #2Dreamer by nature Achievements:
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02-13-2010 09:56 PM #3Oneironaut Achievements:
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This was my first LD since I joined the website, I was out in the field holding my cat, and all of the sudden I saw a yeti chasing me. That darned thing chased me for SO LONG before I realized that yetis don't live around here (not to mention they aren't real... or are they?) I ended up getting inside the house before I realized that I was dreaming!
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02-14-2010 11:22 PM #4Member
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My family (in the dream) made a little chocolate drink and told me that if I drank it, and go to sleep, I would become lucid immediately. Well, I drank it, felt really tired walked up to my dream bed, and "fell asleep" and I was lucid!
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02-14-2010 11:43 PM #5Be a man of Value.
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Not sure if my story fits in here that good. Here it is anyway, I was having a regular dream. I'm not sure what made me question the dream, but I looked at my hand and counted the fingers. I counted 7, what was funny about this, is that I still wasn't 100% sure I was dreaming, so instead of realizing your suppose to have only 5 fingers, I looked at the clock. There is no clock in my house where this clock was located in my dream. However once I saw the numbers on it (00,12,12,00 repeating) it was only THEN I realized I was dreaming, and not when I counted 7 fingers. lol
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02-15-2010 04:53 AM #6Come n' go gal
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StupidIST way?! Every way is just super random. All are stupid to me. Oh this is a dream...that's what always happens. Nothing else, really.
If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
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02-15-2010 08:15 AM #7
After eventually realising that there are no sharks that have wings, after being chased for some time
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02-15-2010 08:22 AM #8Custom User Title Here!
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This is awesome.
Originally Posted by J.D.
The stupidest way I have become lucid was when I was hoovering the living room rug whilst dusting above the fireplace. The idea of cleaning was so alien to me that I realised it had to be a dream!
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02-15-2010 06:21 PM #9Member
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getting talked to by a pelican, after being chased by a man who could turn into a Dog. The pelican noticed my lucidity, and told me that i couldn't leave until I killed the dog man, so I sent birds to eat him. Pretty epic lucid, actually.
I'm back!
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02-15-2010 06:49 PM #10
I was in my gym at my school, and it just happened. Not really stupid, but it was very random.
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02-15-2010 07:15 PM #11Light Rail Transit
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After having a dream involving being forced to "walk the plank" off the top of First Canadian Place as a punishment for talking in class, and became lucid because the font on the logo at the top was wrong.
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02-16-2010 09:50 AM #12Member
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This last night, I got lucid because I ate some mushrooms then drove to my friends house. They kicked in while I was driving. What caused me to gain lucidity was the fact that psilocybin usually takes an hour to kick in, and only a few minutes had passed.
Bit more random than stupid really.
Anyways, had a nice 30 second LD were I turned my car into a bike, and I flew my bike around like in ET.
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Create world peace using a harmonica [ ];
Solve a real life problem [ ]; Turn the world into a nudist colony [ ]
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02-16-2010 06:11 PM #13Member
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I woke up, went downstairs and found out I never woke up - I was still in a dream. I woke up, and I was STILL in a dream. Dream inside a dream inside a dream, much? Oh ya, it was lucid.
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I think the stupidest for me was when i went to my parents' bathroom and my mom was in there cleaning up. I was already suspicious that i was dreaming, but i decided to ask her if i was dreaming. She said, "no." When she turned around, there was a blue post-it note on the back of her head that said, "You are dreaming."
I instantly became lucid.
LD Goals: [] Have a successful VILD [] Take crazy, hallucinogenic, euphoric drug [] Fly through multi-colored ice cavern while "Surfing with the Alien" by Joe Satriani plays [] Fight a hollow, while using Zangetsu
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02-17-2010 09:52 AM #15Member
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I would say that's pretty brilliant actually, not stupid :p. Originally Posted by dark_grimmjow
I think the stupidest for me was when i went to my parents' bathroom and my mom was in there cleaning up. I was already suspicious that i was dreaming, but i decided to ask her if i was dreaming. She said, "no." When she turned around, there was a blue post-it note on the back of her head that said, "You are dreaming." I instantly became lucid.To do list:
Have an LD(without waking up immediately) [x]; LD for more than 30 seconds[x]; LD for more than 2 minutes[x]
WILD [ ]; DILD [7(ish)]; Fly [x];
Practice a skill so that I will be better at it in real life [ ];
Create world peace using a harmonica [ ];
Solve a real life problem [ ]; Turn the world into a nudist colony [ ]
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02-17-2010 03:26 PM #16Member
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I recently had a dream where I was feeling really, really happy and like jumping around. I was jumping on the couch and then on the bed, and then finally I was jumping around the balcony.
I suddenly thought to myself that I can't be that happy IRL, since I'm pretty much upset lately so I figured it must be a dream. I then made my way into the kitchen to prepare waffles with cream and chocolate because I really wanted to eat something sweet for some reason.
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Thanks, maybe we should start a thread for the most brilliant way you've become lucid. Originally Posted by Peel
LD Goals: [] Have a successful VILD [] Take crazy, hallucinogenic, euphoric drug [] Fly through multi-colored ice cavern while "Surfing with the Alien" by Joe Satriani plays [] Fight a hollow, while using Zangetsu
"Lucid dreaming. Where you're limited only by your imagination and your ability to control it." - by me
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02-18-2010 05:41 AM #18Custom User Title Here!
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Aww. Originally Posted by DreamingAway
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02-18-2010 06:18 AM #19Be a man of Value.
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02-18-2010 06:40 AM #20
A flying car and exploding cloud didn't get me lucid in this dream but I saw my best friend talking to a girl...BAM... Intant lucid
True story
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02-21-2010 03:44 AM #21lol hi
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lmfao that is epic.I think the stupidest for me was when i went to my parents' bathroom and my mom was in there cleaning up. I was already suspicious that i was dreaming, but i decided to ask her if i was dreaming. She said, "no." When she turned around, there was a blue post-it note on the back of her head that said, "You are dreaming." I instantly became lucid.
I was in my high school, apparently a train station, and ran into some old friends that recently moved out of the country. I asked them, "What are you doing here? Didn't you move?" and they said "no". I believed them. A bit later I found them in another spot and told them, "You wouldn't believe the dream I had about you just seconds ago! I dreamt that you never moved away!" They gave me weird looks, and one of them said "Would you calm down? You're not dreaming," to which I replied, "Yes I am! I AM dreaming!! ... oh, I'm dreaming. Cool."
Brilliant in a stupid way? XD
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I found myself telling a woman she was right. Suffice to say it gave me reason to RC.
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02-21-2010 07:14 PM #23 Originally Posted by Zezarict
Originally Posted by Ethereal
Both of these are epic wins.Zezarict likes this.Dream Journal
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<Lseadragon> i was so hopeful
<Lseadragon> because (featuring Portalboat) sounds cool
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<no-Name> that's what I was thinking as well
<no-Name> Feat. Portalboat MC
<no-Name> Feat. DJ Portalboat
<no-Name> badass.
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02-26-2010 08:08 AM #24Member
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02-28-2010 07:46 AM #25 Originally Posted by eucalyptblaze
Originally Posted by Zezarict
Originally Posted by Ethereal
I've only had one LD and in it I just realized I'm dreaming
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