I don't believe in dream guides

[killashags]

First a little background information. I have been actively lucid dreaming on and off for the past three years, and having random lucid dreams for several years before. After mastering the art of flight in dreams I decided to take on other, more obscure ventures. My first was to take a bunch of LSD and see what the effects would be. I first attempted this when successfully going into a wild. I imagined that a bag of acid blotter paper would be in my pocket when I reached in, and sure enough it was there. I proceeded to take all of the acid, probably about 50 hits, and actually tripped for about three seconds. I tried this several times more in other lucid dreams with similar results. However, these results were completely unsatisfying to me; as I long to reach much deeper within my own psyche. I started reading forum posts about meeting my dream character, and decided to give it a try. I will spare the details of each ld mostly because I cannot remember all but the most recent ones in detail, but my strategy has been to ask the most interesting or wierd looking dc if they are my dream guide. I have had about 6 or 7 lucid dreams in which I have done this and in each on the first person I ask always responds in the affirmative. I normally get excited at the prospect of a dream guide helping me along my way to self-actualization, however the dream guides never seem to show me anything of worth. I wonder if for some reason all of my dream characters respond in the affirmative to this question as default. They seem very unintelligent, and I am starting to lose faith in my ability to learn anything new of worth from my lucid dream characters. I hope that someone who is far more experienced in dreaming can give me insight to my problems, because I am now very skeptical if a dream guide exists for me.