3/21/2008
So last night I had my third lucid dream. I was at some kind of a store and I remember that tall clowns were following me around. I started having sex with one of them (who was laying on top of another clown, but I guess she took off her outfit cuz she looked normal, but very fat and Mexican. So, the owner of the store saw me having sex so he chased me outside. As soon as I ran outside I thought “hey im in a lucid dream. I can fight him!” . I then got excited that I was in a lucid dream, and EVERYTHING got crystal clear! I was afraid I would wake up so I didn’t want to do anything too exciting. so I turned around and I saw sum short phillipino bald guy with a yellow raincoat (who was the owner of the store that was chasing me). I started slapping his face and eventually I got him on the ground, and I did the Liu Kang fireball position at him (no fireball came out unfortunately), but the guy turned into a twig and I picked him up and threw him off to the side.
So I thought of what to do next in my lucid dream. I remembered telling myself when I was awake that in my next lucid dream I would try to fly into heaven and fight God (and win). So I started to fly into the clouds. What did piss me off though was that no matter how high I got, the ground kept on appearing right below my feet. At one point, I saw my friend Scott, who also knew this was a lucid dream. We attempted to fly into space, but the fucking ground kept on appearing to us whenever we thought we were getting close to the clouds. I remember telling him that I wanted to fly into space and go to mars. The last thing I remember about my dream was that Scott was taking a piss on some nerdy Asian kid, and then I stomped on the nerdy Asian kids face and killed him.