Thread: Very annoying lucid/false awakening dream.

Originally Posted by superfun64

I had a very annoying lucid dream the other night.
I thought I woke up on my futon. Standing at the end of it was this shadowed humanoid figure. "I'm gonna kill you!" it shouted. I thought it was just some spook so I ignored it. I went to the kitchen put some water on to boil. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!!!" It shouted in my ear and took shape of a wolf standing on two legs. I picked up a butcher knife. "DIDN'T YOU-" I stabbed it in the the eye interrupting it. "YEOW-"
Bam! I wake up back on the futon. He's there in that shadowed humanoid form again but this time, he has a gun. Realizing right then that this was a dream; I went lucid and pull out a AK-47 from under my pillow. I stood up and said "You think that wimpy pistol can take on this leviathan of a weapon?" He stepped back and said "No but this rocket launch-" He was about to pull out a bigger weapon but I didn't give him a chance and shot quite a few holes in him.
Whoosh! I wake up on the futon again. He's there with a samurai sword. Still lucid, I teleport behind him with a rope and start choking him. "Will you leave me alone and just let me have a flippin' dream I can enjoy?" I ask him.
"Yes, but there's just one thing. *COUGH*" He says. "What's that?" I inquire.
I wake up for real this time and realizing that, I yell a string of cuss words. Plus it was time to get ready to go somewhere.

I wanted to have a real dream. I was lucid, I should have tried to change it.
It's so hard to think about things in dreams. Ugh!

I actually found your post quite humorous. Anyways,

That must have been annoying. My only question is why you didn't just take complete control of your dream and teleport to a new scene altogether. Well, the AK part makes you realize just how much *** lucid dreaming kicks.

Posted by superlazy
My only question is why you didn't just take complete control of your dream and teleport to a new scene altogether.

I was pretty frustrated and wanted to kill the guy. I wasn't thinking rationally.

Originally Posted by superfun64

I had a very annoying lucid dream the other night.
I thought I woke up on my futon. Standing at the end of it was this shadowed humanoid figure. "I'm gonna kill you!" it shouted. I thought it was just some spook so I ignored it. I went to the kitchen put some water on to boil. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!!!" It shouted in my ear and took shape of a wolf standing on two legs. I picked up a butcher knife. "DIDN'T YOU-" I stabbed it in the the eye interrupting it. "YEOW-"
Bam! I wake up back on the futon. He's there in that shadowed humanoid form again but this time, he has a gun. Realizing right then that this was a dream; I went lucid and pull out a AK-47 from under my pillow. I stood up and said "You think that wimpy pistol can take on this leviathan of a weapon?" He stepped back and said "No but this rocket launch-" He was about to pull out a bigger weapon but I didn't give him a chance and shot quite a few holes in him.
Whoosh! I wake up on the futon again. He's there with a samurai sword. Still lucid, I teleport behind him with a rope and start choking him. "Will you leave me alone and just let me have a flippin' dream I can enjoy?" I ask him.
"Yes, but there's just one thing. *COUGH*" He says. "What's that?" I inquire.
I wake up for real this time and realizing that, I yell a string of cuss words. Plus it was time to get ready to go somewhere.

I wanted to have a real dream. I was lucid, I should have tried to change it.
It's so hard to think about things in dreams. Ugh!

Originally Posted by superfun64

I was pretty frustrated and wanted to kill the guy. I wasn't thinking rationally.

Yeah, Usually when I dream I don't think very rationally either.

Sounds like a bad game of CLUE

It was Superfun in the Kitchen with the Knife.
No, it was Superfun on the Futon with the Rope.

LMAO Nice robot. Superfun! your my hero lol I still have a fear of LDing Im trying to get over cause of my past exp but it was entertaining. I wish I could have done that in a nightmare I had a few days ago where Bitch was hunting me.