I had a very annoying lucid dream the other night.
I thought I woke up on my futon. Standing at the end of it was this shadowed humanoid figure. "I'm gonna kill you!" it shouted. I thought it was just some spook so I ignored it. I went to the kitchen put some water on to boil. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!!!" It shouted in my ear and took shape of a wolf standing on two legs. I picked up a butcher knife. "DIDN'T YOU-" I stabbed it in the the eye interrupting it. "YEOW-"
Bam! I wake up back on the futon. He's there in that shadowed humanoid form again but this time, he has a gun. Realizing right then that this was a dream; I went lucid and pull out a AK-47 from under my pillow. I stood up and said "You think that wimpy pistol can take on this leviathan of a weapon?" He stepped back and said "No but this rocket launch-" He was about to pull out a bigger weapon but I didn't give him a chance and shot quite a few holes in him.
Whoosh! I wake up on the futon again. He's there with a samurai sword. Still lucid, I teleport behind him with a rope and start choking him. "Will you leave me alone and just let me have a flippin' dream I can enjoy?" I ask him.
"Yes, but there's just one thing. *COUGH*" He says. "What's that?" I inquire.
I wake up for real this time and realizing that, I yell a string of cuss words. Plus it was time to get ready to go somewhere.

I wanted to have a real dream. I was lucid, I should have tried to change it.
It's so hard to think about things in dreams. Ugh!