dc dream quotes

theres a thread on this that is really popular and has been continuing for a long time, however this is going to be a really long list so i figured id start fresh

this is a compiled list of quotes from DC's through the past year.

i warn you, some of these are going to be REALLY fucked up and almost embarrassing. but hey, the weirder, the funnier, right?

enjoy!



-eyes to the pilgrim spencer
-write the oval, i but shove the novel!
-the number three is mounting a sword
-milk is clouding the city of hope and snakes
-theres something in my eye, just burn me a pie
-she loves him. dun dun piano man. dun dun? piano man?
-piece of shit brandon, yellow man
-rape? rape is grape!
-little round headed snot nosed jerk wamp
-hi, im whiley mcramsterdoing! pleased to make your cheese
-this is it, this is the dead. my only friend. the deal.
-youre an EVIL snow pal!
-the company cannot succeed without the world. the world is nothing without the company.
-humpty dumpty found what he lost
-well dear the eggs wont fry today
-oh dark. you are the park.
(this is starting to get pretty humiliating lol)
-you succeeded with the flag army. only because you are the destiny of faith and fuck
-what be i say? kill me today? not yet, i must say. it runs down the nose today. it itches like cray-zay. i like it, does it make me gay? not homo, but happay. it all has to yhme-ray...(thats rhyme..mkay?) oh lord-ay! it feels so good, eh? i should scratch it, i just may. oh fuck, it feels like decay. does it feel good now? nay. if i am dared, you will pay. i dont have much more to say. this isnt the right way. oh yay! it feels better, olay! (ok THIS one i admit was definitely not in a dream. i was really stoned one night and just a little bit of snot started realllly slowly running down my nose. you know how you get that feeling where it starts itching really bad but you love how it feels? ok. moving on.)

-welcome to show time or blow time. this is raperay comin on you from seattle washinfuck.
-i want a wedding ring! I WANT A WEDDING RING!
-my knee itches, so get down to the ground like little fuckinbitches. i scratched a hole the size of a mole.


thats enough for now. if any of you wanna see more just let me know. ive got a few more pages haha