Lucid sex= COOL

**Elwood** · 05-07-2007 04:07 AM

This dream was pretty cool but the sex made it the best!

*Dream starts*

I was going into this building with a swat crew and i had a Browning Handgun with wood inlay(Looked real!). Well when we went in there was a big stair way with two badies on it, well one of them shot the guy next to me and the other fell off. "!?" Then 3 guys came down the stairs and shot the rest of my crew. I take cover behind a wall. One guy comes around the corner and i shoot him in the teeth. Then i pop up and bust caps in the rest of the a$$ licks. Some how i used 15 shots. And im out. Well i run into the nearest room and hide under a box (HELLO MetalGearSolid! lol). And a guy with an AR-15 walks in the room. So i check my pocket again and a fresh clips there. I slam it in and jump out, then do a side role and bust 4 shots in his face.

Im pretty stoked at this point and the most BEAUTIFUL woman walks into the room. im assuming she's "the boss" . And she flicks a poisonous needle into my arm ninja style. So i drop the gun and say "Since im going to die anyway and im a virgin, can we please have sex?!?"

Then i remember being in this white room with huge windows and a beautiful scene of waves and the ocean. anyway im sitting on the floor across the floor from the girl (shes in a bikini by the way

) and and she says "wait" Then i grab her ankle and say in the most helpless voice i can make "Please!" And she says okaaay. And the instant she said okay i felt "it" slip in.

Best feeling iv ever experienced! anyway im on the second hump and my dream fades into a false awakening. Well i dont notice it and im LIVID, PISSED TO NO END...so i go back to bed.

COMMENTS NOW lol

**Casualtie** · 05-07-2007 04:16 AM

Glad to know that I'm not along with being unable to obtain lengthy lucid sex. I get right to the penetration part and the dream ends or I have a false awakening. It really does make you mad when you wake up for real.

The excitment is the thing that gets you, and it's a hard thing to control. Try, though. Don't be so desperate (easier said than done) for it. It is probably much harder in the case of virgins for obvious reasons.

Good luck.

**Rainman** · 05-07-2007 04:30 AM

That sounds like fun. It must be hard to maintain control in that sort of situation. Were you lucid that whole time?

**Elwood** · 05-07-2007 04:35 AM

no right when i "stuffed the turky"

**BadStarr** · 05-10-2007 06:56 AM

Haha yeaah. I remember when I was younger and didn't know what any of that stuff felt like. I would always try to have lucid sex. And when i did it, it was always weird, like i was basically humping blankets. Then I would wake up shortly into it and be pissed.

ahhh the good ole days

**LordSturm** · 05-10-2007 08:35 AM

I suppose you could try other things before going straight to the sex. O_o

I can't wait for some lucid dreams lol.

( BTW did you have a wet dream? ) - You know what I'm asking.

**Acertine** · 05-10-2007 05:24 PM

Lol, I think your going to fast, start with a little foreplay, just like in real life it makes the whole experience a lot better, trust me

**Elwood** · 05-14-2007 06:55 AM

Thanks for the advice. Ive been lucid 9 times and only one with sex. Subconciously i was extremely hornay! lol so i just did the nasty with the brod.
As for 4play..... mmmmmmm any way for me atleast, making out in dreams is like being injected with pure joy from a fire hose. Its truely, one of the best experiences in lucids for me. I made out with Miranda Kerr *drools* mmmmmmmmmm sooooo gooooooood. It was like love+kissing not Hornay!+slobfest. If you have the means, i highly advise making out with Miranda in a lucid. And before i woke up i remember waking up with my head (not rod) between her belly button and fajita.With my arms by her sides. YUMAY....... >_< then i awokith.

**LordSturm** · 05-14-2007 08:07 AM

I dunno, there's alot of people I'd go before trying ur opinion out.

No problems there tho.

The 4play is sorta to "Extend" the entire period before waking up. ( You said loving+kissing, so no penetration, good idea if u wanna last. ) <-- ( having said that, i know people who can control themselves.

)

**Elwood** · 05-14-2007 08:10 AM

Im gonna whip my self up a sizzling hot Alessandra Ambrosio fajita plate when i lucid tonight!

**Elwood** · 05-14-2007 08:11 AM

Penetration x10 Double stuffed! x5

**King and God** · 05-14-2007 07:05 PM

When I have dream sex - in lucids and non-lucids alike - I'm often able to control my excitement and still have it feel nice. In my most recent one it felt like it lasted for several minutes, which is really good considering I too would wake up rapidly upon dream sex aswell before.

As for foreplay, I think it shouldn't be overdone, but some of it is nice. I will personally grab and slap the girl's ass and feel her shapes, while kissing her, before getting down to bussiness. I will also have her stroking my penis, which feels really good.

**Taiji X** · 05-15-2007 02:27 AM

amen. real girls have nothin' on me now. they're nice too but my own mind can make better and vivider fun

**civiccrx87** · 05-16-2007 12:31 AM

lol nice man

I hope you had fun...i usually wake up almost instintly x(

**Super_Kal** · 05-16-2007 02:21 AM

it never seems to work for me... every time I try it, I lose lucidity... maybe that's my deram sign.

**Elwood** · 05-16-2007 04:49 AM

The best solution for that is to say to your self "False awakening! False awakening! False awakening!" and youll have a FA so it's all guuud!

**BadStarr** · 05-16-2007 05:14 AM

I usually turn my lucid dreams into action movies so to speak. One time I was kicking a lot of ass, ready to face the leader of the badguys. I turned the corner and right before the bosses lair was a horde of super evil vampire hoes.

I was kicking so much ass that i didn't know whether to kill them or bang them.

After boning them for a while they were so lost in it that I slipped away and went to kick some more ass.

Since then I've encounter the super evil vampire hoes a bunch and every time they try to kill me, then i bone them for distraction and escape.

its sweet.

**Elwood** · 05-16-2007 07:25 AM

ROFL! Did they sink their fangs into you kielbasa?

SPERMPIRES!

**BadStarr** · 05-16-2007 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Elwood

ROFL! Did they sink their fangs into you kielbasa?

SPERMPIRES!

Haha no, then I'd turn into one. But one time, they tried to seduce me and bite my neck. I was falling for it when all of a sudden I just broke her neck and she fell on the floor.

A bunch of people with weapons ran into the room. Surrounding me they said, ""ITS BLAAAAADE!!!"

I pulled the sword off my back (that was of course there the entire time) and cue techno music + fight scene

**Elwood** · 05-17-2007 07:16 AM

BALLIN!!! Sounds sweet!

**Sornaensis** · 05-24-2007 06:06 PM

quick question, is lucid sex JUST LIKE real sex?

**Elwood** · 05-25-2007 05:27 AM

I'm a virgin so i cant answer that...............BUT (hehe butt!) it feels SOO good! Its not like rough x10 sex.. its like you really love the person your boning. The person i did it with, it felt like we had a real bond. And for me it was really emotionally intense. In a good way of course.

**BadStarr** · 05-25-2007 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

quick question, is lucid sex JUST LIKE real sex?

Well as I said before, before I ever had sex, it just felt like I was humping blankets or something (i very well could have been).

Nowadays its pretty sweet though

For example, last weekend I had a lucid dream. As soon as I became aware, I looked around and found the hottest girl I could see and started boning her in public. Normally that feeling of being watched would piss me off, but I've been cockblocked enough times in lucids to know better and just ignore anybody else.

ANYWAYS, to answer your question, yeah it felt exactly real.