I had an FA where I woke up away from my bed, and I thought, "Hey, I only sleeptalk and sleepcry, so maybe this is a dream!" but the RC failed, probably because it was SO realistic that that was what I expected, but then I really woke up and swore at myself.

And I've only gone to the toilet in my dream once, and I was dreaming I was sharing a toilet with Atta from A Bug's Life, and I really peed and half woke up, still half in the dream, and instead of dream-me peeing... well, you've got the gist. I was eight or something, and I hadn't wet the bed for years. That's the only memory I have of ever wetting the bed, actually, and I have quite a few (other) memories from when I was about four, so I feel quite proud.