Weirdest, strangest, most perverted thing you've done while lucid?

**PsychotiChaos** · 09-29-2013 09:29 PM

I hope i'm in the right forum to ask this, well anyway i will start and everyone can join in on what weird or perverted things they've done.
Ok, last lucid i had (Today) for the majority of it i was just going around the place trying to you know... Have s*x

, trying to find a woman,
i think this was because i didn't have much reason to go lucid. I didn't know what to do, so i did this. You can read more about this in my DJ entry.
So what did you do while you had full control of everything?

**djpatch999** · 09-29-2013 11:34 PM

I had sex with someone in a shared dream...they remembered it as well as I did... that was an awkward conversation

**PsychotiChaos** · 09-30-2013 12:32 AM

Yeah, i can see how that would turn out

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**Catatafish** · 09-30-2013 10:22 PM

I raped a girl in a bowling alleg in a lucid dream that I had.

**PsychotiChaos** · 10-02-2013 03:56 AM

**PercyLucid** · 10-04-2013 05:51 AM

Destroyed the Earth... It is in one of my dreams in my journal.

**Saizaphod** · 10-05-2013 07:56 AM

Had sex with myself because I was scared if I wouldn't it would had turned into a nightmare

**Box77** · 10-25-2013 12:19 PM

To name some other different than those where my sex drive took over, I would say it was weird to crush some DC's into meatballs using.. what was that? Telekinesis?

**BarefootDreamer** · 10-27-2013 03:10 AM

Hmmm....not overtly strange/weird/perverted, but;

I picked a small child up and flung it out of a room, as in that lucid I was constantly being followed by small annoying children, and had had enough.
I was about to have a ménage à trois with Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu (who I am not overly attracted to in real life), but they decided they wanted breakfast first, so I left (and ended up with Angelina Jolie, so in my opinion that was better).
I created a hybrid between a sandstone sculpture/ a building/ and a living tree from my subconscious. It was amazing, and I climbed it.

**woblybil** · 11-18-2013 06:24 AM

I could post my whole DJ in this thread... Anyways, Last night...
I was ending a short lucid as the 3:00am train came rolling thru.. Sleeping alone I loosed a fart and a girls voice behind me said "I don't love you anymore" which woke me up for real... No train, no fart and no girl.....

**Zephyrus** · 11-18-2013 12:47 PM

You guys are so tame

In one of my lucids, I ripped a DC's head off, and then cannibalised his body, including bones.

**PsychotiChaos** · 11-21-2013 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Ametam

You guys are so tame

In one of my lucids, I ripped a DC's head off, and then cannibalised his body, including bones.

How did it taste?

**sighingplant** · 11-25-2013 05:06 AM

Was this shared (lucid) dream accidental? As awkward as you make it sound, how did yall get to talking about it?

**sighingplant** · 11-25-2013 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by Mikasan527

Had sex with myself because I was scared if I wouldn't it would had turned into a nightmare

Lol what is your gender? Not trying to sound like a pervert but details plz lol

**sighingplant** · 11-25-2013 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by Catatafish

I raped a girl in a bowling alleg in a lucid dream that I had.

Whoa! lol, was she willing or the opposite?

**Zephyrus** · 11-25-2013 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by PsychotiChaos

How did it taste?

Not great, it was really bloody, and the bones were really crunchy which made a horrible texture. Would not eat again.

Overall the dish quality was around about 2/10, with the only plus points being the exotic nature of the dish and its strange presentation.

**PsychotiChaos** · 11-27-2013 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by sighingplant

Was this shared (lucid) dream accidental? As awkward as you make it sound, how did yall get to talking about it?

Please tell me where you got the "shared" part from? I never said anything about shared dreams.

**TheJester** · 12-02-2013 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by PsychotiChaos

Please tell me where you got the "shared" part from? I never said anything about shared dreams.

I think people were replying to djpatch

**Seltiez** · 12-02-2013 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by Ametam

You guys are so tame

In one of my lucids, I ripped a DC's head off, and then cannibalised his body, including bones.

Thats disgusting. Was it realistic or dreamy experience? I could never do something like it would be too traumatic for me. I also would be scared that what if i hit my head something and began to think those memories where real but thats very unlikely. Do you then have weird fetishes or did you do it from curiosity?

I have had many weird things in dreams but in lucid dream i never have done anything worth mentioning.

**vintage** · 12-05-2013 02:56 AM

I remember once I was having sex with a girl but she didn't seem like she was into it. She wouldn't look at me either. I didn't really care about her because I knew it wasn't real. It was very strange.

**Box77** · 12-08-2013 04:34 PM

I was having so much sex once, that the DC was hanging from me as a kind sex toy and from time to time I remembered to shake her until I felt it was enough, then I walked here and there looking for some others things to do until I wanted to feel more and shake her again and again...

**woblybil** · 12-09-2013 03:22 AM

Originally Posted by Box77

I was having so much sex once, that the DC was hanging from me as a kind sex toy and from time to time I remembered to shake her until I felt it was enough, then I walked here and there looking for some others things to do until I wanted to feel more and shake her again and again...

Whew, I thought I was alone.......

**Saizaphod** · 02-23-2014 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by sighingplant

Lol what is your gender? Not trying to sound like a pervert but details plz lol

I'm a male. Well I was in my room lucid and it was really dark and I tumbled down to the floor from my bed. I saw myself naked under my bed and the figure was kinda scary so I invited him(me) to have sex with me, eh

It was a blast though, felt really good to be honest . No more details for you mister

**Claws** · 02-25-2014 09:26 AM

I had sex with a mermaid underwater once. Do not ask how I did it because I have not idea how that is even possible lol.

**Sibyline** · 02-25-2014 05:11 PM

I met this gorgeous DC, and it was love at first sight. Then he showed up again in a second dream, and I decided it was time for sex. Unfortunately, it wasn't very good, and then this happened:

Originally Posted by Sibyline's dream journal

I held on to his shoulders as he wordlessly communicated that he was too scared of the soldiers outside to be able to perform. I tried to convince him to trust me, that there was no real danger... tiptoeing around telling him the truth because I didn't want to spoil his innocence, so I only said things like, "As long as you're with me, you have nothing to fear. They won't hurt us. You're safe with me." But he wasn't convinced. Annoyed and unsatisfied, I told him to go downstairs and "sell me". He looked at me incredulously. Annoyed, I told him in no uncertain terms to go downstairs and find me someone who could get the job done.

He left, leaving the door open. The soldiers were gone, and in their place were some random people in 1950's clothing walking past the door. I lay on the bed, aware of being naked but not caring.

Yep, I'm a dirty ungrateful ho!

Full dream here.