4th Lucid and worst one yet, pissed from FA's lol

This dream has to be the most screwed up Ld I ever had,

and how I got pissed *muah*.

I had awoken after 6 hours of sleep, something I usually do to get a Wild.

After church, I quickly headed home for a nap. With the fact that work

was in 1 ½ hours, I thought just enough time to Ld a bit. I dosed off into

my dream realm effortlessly and just as scheduled, my Ld was in process.

I might have to say, today’s Ld was far from satisfaction, just by how

much time was wasted through false awakenings.

Right off the bat, I was knocked out into a black warp, where I know

I’m asleep, but everything around me is blank and has no purpose.

I slowly gained my conscious back and awaken up on my bed. Everything

was so crispy and clear, this was definitely not a dream I thought,

but did a reality check to make sure of it.

I clamped both my nose and tried to breathe, I COULD. Strange as

it was, this dream was quite vivid that I could even describe every

muscle contract and vein running through my arm. Trying to calm

myself I closed my eyes and began to summon characters/sites. I WOKE UP

I reality checked myself and yes I really was awake. I had kept

thinking of Ld’ing before closing my eyes, and there I was again,

I woke up in my bed. This time, I looked outside and it was dark, I

already knew it was a dream. Although, this dream was very blurry,

too blurry to enjoy, but I figure why not enjoy it regardless the settings.

Everything was quite the same in reality, but my room was clean (haha).

Decided to walk outside and as soon as I reached the living room, I WOKE UP.

My godd… this is a waste of time, I brought myself up and cleaned

up before going to work. The lights didn’t work… WOW THIS is a

fucking dream, I’m bout to snap and kill like 3million dream

characters. Calm down, it’s a Ld, go ahead and try flying I thought.

As soon as I took a step out the bathroom, BAM I woke up.

THIS IS TOO Aggravating, its not even funny.

Now I’m in my bed, I KNOW it’s a dream, it just feels like it, and I’m

ready to do some shit I’d regret in real life cuz I’m just SO ****ing pissed.

I ran outside, I saw this white dude, and smeared JAM ALL OVER HIM.

Cuz honestly, no one wants to be covered in jam.

Warped back into my body again, now I’m watching myself in a

3rdperson view. This never happened before, it felt like I’m a spirit

watching my own corpse. From this experience, I had a cold chill

down my spine, but it wasn’t any regular chill. I FELT the chill in my

real body, while staying floated in my dreamworld.

This feeling is quite phenomenon, imagine having two bodies hooked

together by ohhh say, a chain, and each one felt its own movement.

Anyways for my finale, I awoke up in bed and did a reality check,

and it’s a dream (OHHH what a surprise… pssh). I thought my

90minutes of sleep was nearly up and would finish up my job before

awakening.

I just ran outside, and saw a herd of wild women, and made them my

slaves. By then I had awaken.

~ I can say that god clearly has a gift for screwing up my beauty rest.