Sorry I haven't been on much. Life reasons y'know.

I was playing poker with some friends. We weren't betting money like usual. I could tell it was a lucid dream. There were Ibanez guitars lined up all over the wall. Not happening. I was given cards (Texas Hold Em). I got a 2 of diamonds and a 3 of clubs. I'm like "Pshh". Yea dream give me bad cards. I decide that I will change my cards. I change it fo 2 6's.
The Flop is a 3 J 6. I went all in. Next was a 2. Then a 9. I won with 666. My friends go, "How did you win?" I say, "Satan's my bitch. When I say wear a dress it says what color." Then a thing that looks like a stereotypical satan came in with a pink dress. I woke up.