Well once when I was lucid, I walked up to my little brother who was in the kitchen. I looked at him and told him as serious as I could. "We are dreaming." |
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Follow your dreams.
DILD - 50 | DEILD - 3 | WILD - 1 | MILD - 1
Previous Goal: Air bendMain Goal: Find my Dream Guide
Spoiler for Goals:
I need to stop eating cheese or something but here's another completely messed up dream I had a few days ago. I had to have sex with these faeries and I couldn't figure out how to seduce them. So some guy showed me. You have to put sunscreen and cinnamon on your legs! Then I was getting a blow job from one and her sister walks in. I then preceeded to play cards with the faeries sister while my pants were still down. When I start my DJ ill start putting in my weird dreams (which I get a lot) with full detail (got them in the journal next to my bed. |
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lmao, full details! |
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Hah that's not even a sliver of the crazy s*** that has happened to me in dreams. Sometimes I wonder how I don't realize "hey! In dreaming!" |
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Guess what another dream |
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@areyoume I do believe the true question is am I him? Well onto another dream. I was falling and falling. I fell into something really squashy. I then realized its a fat lady clogging up my infinity mirror (I realized I was falling through these mirror things) I couldn't go up so I swam down. I found a bunch of guys huddled around a fire. They were called "Mike and the Dirty Boys". We were stuck in her fat rolls. So I thought of the solution. Tickle her! She laughed so hard we flew out, only to fall back in. I then woke up thinking... Fuck me... |
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Well just a couple of nights ago, there was this attack heli shooting missiles at me while I was flying Lucid....I kicked a skyscraper over on them bitches. |
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Oo! 4 crazy weird dreams In a week. I'm proud of myself! The bad part is the other 3 nights I didn't remember my dream. If anyone wants to attempt to interpret the meanings of these dreams go ahead! |
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I could say many like this, but one of the funniest ones that comes into my mind was this: I was walking on our street and a big construction vehicle started coming towards me, with a whole family sitting in it like if it was their own normal vehicle. |
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I fought a DC's kids in order to make make them fight me, and reshaped a DC's butt to make it more attractive. |
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Woah haha, this thread is so hilarious! It makes me want to have my first Lucid Dream so bad... :/ Gotta stay positive though! Nice thread btw ^^ |
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one time i was trying to cram this kid into a trash bin to sneak him out of his house (he asked me to) but the bin was too full of trash and something i can only call trash water |
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~your friendly neighborhood spaghetti monster~
one time i was trying to cram this kid into a trash bin to sneak him out of his house (he asked me to) but the bin was too full of trash and something i can only call trash water |
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~your friendly neighborhood spaghetti monster~
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