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Well once when I was lucid, I walked up to my little brother who was in the kitchen. I looked at him and told him as serious as I could. "We are dreaming."
He looked at me, and all of a sudden his eyes got so freakishly wide he looked like some sort of a demon. Then he whispered, "Oh..."
I've done this before, too. Levitation sex is awesome, mine was with a vampire :)Quote:
Originally Posted by EarthInferno
I need to stop eating cheese or something but here's another completely messed up dream I had a few days ago. I had to have sex with these faeries and I couldn't figure out how to seduce them. So some guy showed me. You have to put sunscreen and cinnamon on your legs! Then I was getting a blow job from one and her sister walks in. I then preceeded to play cards with the faeries sister while my pants were still down. When I start my DJ ill start putting in my weird dreams (which I get a lot) with full detail (got them in the journal next to my bed.
lmao, full details!
Hah that's not even a sliver of the crazy s*** that has happened to me in dreams. Sometimes I wonder how I don't realize "hey! In dreaming!"
Guess what another dream :D! Me and my girlfriend, Sidney, we're snugglig on a random couch in the middle of a movie theater lobby. We then watched my best friend, Austin, argue with some guys about "all weed is the same" (he is a really good kid. Doesn't get into fight, gets good grades, and rarely cusses). Then two hulking black guys come over and beat the SHIT out of him. I woke up laughing. Next dream (few weeks ago) I was in Mexico where I shared a room with my parents. I was doing to salsa with my girlfriend when randomly a guys sprints passed us being chased by a herd of cows. My parents were already up and they said I was giggling my ass off...
i don't think i will be able to sleep tonightQuote:
Originally Posted by Sydney
@areyoume I do believe the true question is am I him? Well onto another dream. I was falling and falling. I fell into something really squashy. I then realized its a fat lady clogging up my infinity mirror (I realized I was falling through these mirror things) I couldn't go up so I swam down. I found a bunch of guys huddled around a fire. They were called "Mike and the Dirty Boys". We were stuck in her fat rolls. So I thought of the solution. Tickle her! She laughed so hard we flew out, only to fall back in. I then woke up thinking... Fuck me...
Wow haha ^-^Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannafly
Well just a couple of nights ago, there was this attack heli shooting missiles at me while I was flying Lucid....I kicked a skyscraper over on them bitches. :shadewink:
Uh...pretty sure there was people in there too....my bad.
Oo! 4 crazy weird dreams In a week. I'm proud of myself! The bad part is the other 3 nights I didn't remember my dream. If anyone wants to attempt to interpret the meanings of these dreams go ahead!
I could say many like this, but one of the funniest ones that comes into my mind was this: I was walking on our street and a big construction vehicle started coming towards me, with a whole family sitting in it like if it was their own normal vehicle.
I decided to stand in front of them to see what they react. When they got in front of me, they stopped and started yelling at me to move away. I thought to myself: A dream figure won't tell me what to do ;)
I picked up their vehicle with one hand and thrown it into a nearby garden :D It seemed so funny for some reason...
I fought a DC's kids in order to make make them fight me, and reshaped a DC's butt to make it more attractive.
Woah haha, this thread is so hilarious! It makes me want to have my first Lucid Dream so bad... :/ Gotta stay positive though! Nice thread btw ^^
one time i was trying to cram this kid into a trash bin to sneak him out of his house (he asked me to) but the bin was too full of trash and something i can only call trash water
it was dayum smelly
one time i was trying to cram this kid into a trash bin to sneak him out of his house (he asked me to) but the bin was too full of trash and something i can only call trash water
it was dayum smelly