Quote Originally Posted by cacophony View Post
I'm sorry, but you're coming off like an asshole.

I take it back, I'm not sorry.

Anyhow...


I smoke because
I like it.

I smoke because
I like feeling like a dragon.

I smoke because
I like killing myself slowly.

I smoke because
I like pissing off non-smokers.

I smoke because
it's good for you.

I smoke because
of anxiety and paranoia.

I smoke because
I am a smoker.


WITH THAT SAID:

I say this "power of the mind" crap because I HAVE LUCID DREAMS and I am a
HEAVY CHAIN SMOKER.

AGHEM.

If nicotine makes you unable to smoke well... I'LL BE DAMNED!
I must be some kind of walking miracle. My god, this must mean that I'm a prodigy - nay, some sort of GOD that has come here to.... no, I must just be immortal/immune to human death-traps such as cigarettes.

If I wanted to quit smoking - well, I probably wouldn't because I don't want to. If I truly wanted to quit smoking I would have at least tried by now.

And come on - I'm immune to death, alcohol doesn't even effect me. This one time, after drinking like eight fifths of tequila I had to fight a crocodile, and I was a little tipsy so I just decided to sober up within 15 seconds and ended up beating the crocodile down (then about fifteen more came and I fought them blindfolded while singing the star spangled banner, pausing for brief moments to take large puffs of my cigarette... actually I had four lit cigarettes in one hand and had grown to be about 38 feet tall. Oh, what a glorious day that was).

I don't care if i'm coming across like an arsehole.
It's not a popularity contest, it's just a place to discuss dreams.
Plus, i have no problems with you smoking, knock yourself out.
I'm just talking about why i am stopping smoking, from some pretty sound evidence, and think other smokers or potential smokers should know the same information.

And as for the reasons you smoke...

You smoke because you're an addict.
The rest are just excuses you make up to try and justify your addiction.

If you really disagree, prove me wrong and smoke herbal nicotine free cigarettes for the next month. You'll still be able to pretend you're a dragon and all the other excuses..
But you wont, because you smoke because you're an addict.