Thread: Says God

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*adds to favorites*

One that wasn't on there that I kind of get a chuckle out of is:

Contrary to popular belief, God's last name is not damn!

your right, its damn-it

What a silly stuff..lol, hard core christians would probally be feel offended by this lol ^_^ but I gues its kinda funny

*shrugs* I didn't think they were funny. not because I was offended, I'm not offended easily. I just didn't think they were funny.

lol...who was bored enough to do that?

Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that's getting you down.[/b]

Those were pretty amusing. Those are the kind of things that would piss off my parents.

:bravo:

Meh...It depends who mean by 'God' and what terms you are with.

I thought some were okay, but not too funny. Too sacraligious I suppose.
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Sacraligious?
Delicious! Yum!

You know whats funny about that whole thing. If you look hard enough it says All Words Inspired By Satan! Guess his followers would get a kick out of it. One things for sure we are easy.

No sacrilege meant, I promise, and it was meant in good spirit. I liked the lines, "You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back or you're all grounded" and, "I don't care who started it, just stop it." I may not be Christian, but I believe that your God probably doesn't condone all the fighting done in his name. That's why I found those two statements rather poignant.

There's a church that I pass by on the way to work. They always have a sign out with little inspirational quotes and such. They have a great sense of humor as well. I once drove by to see this on their sign:
Don't make me come down there.
-God

And then there are some with a sense of humor that they don't even know about yet...


I'm sure they didn't realize what it might look like.

That was interesting... not offensive at all. Some of them actually make sense to me. I have a theory, that this earth IS billions of years old, but also that God created it... yes with a Big Bang. Supposedly he created the universe in 7 days, ask yourself, to an eternal being what is time. I believe many of the Bible's translations were wrong. From Hebrew to Latin to Greek to German... somewhere along the line, there is bound to be a mistake in translation, and I believe one of those mistakes was that seven day thing.

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
with a sense of humor that they don't even know about yet...


I'm sure they didn't realize what it might look like.

I don't know... Seemed pretty honest to me.

Yep depending on how your mind processes information determines the state of mind you're in. Not a Bad Test if there is one.


yeah I didn't get it the first time until I started looking more in depth to it then I can see where else this could actually go.

i agree with prophetian...and alot of those quotes go along the lines of what i believe, and im pretty hardcore Christian (jus not denominational so much)...i think alot of those quotes are more directed towards those who are Christian(denominational), rather than agnostics or aetheists.

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I didnt get it at first either, but then I caught on. The church wants to *help* you.

Don't make me come down there.
-God [/b]

Heh.

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'Ooops'

I think some of them have a bit of truth to them... like You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one.
—God
Some people NEED ADVICE LIKE THAT -_-

Yeah either that or abolish Welfare..