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Mathew 309 up, 111 down love it hate it

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
He is no Mathew
i saw Mathew
Mathew touched me
Mathew is so cool
i want to suck Mathew
i licked Mathew

Well aren't I just the sexy one.

Mario: A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

1. eric 5297 up, 2350 down

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!



I'm not a bitch.

Lmao Spart xD

WTF... my name....really?

1. Shinta
A prostitute of Canadian origin; female or male, who is also dirty.
"Man, i was wish Shinta last night. What a BAD lay."

why jeff. why did you introduce me to this thing?

Originally Posted by shinta66

WTF... my name....really?

1. Shinta
A prostitute of Canadian origin; female or male, who is also dirty.
"Man, i was wish Shinta last night. What a BAD lay."

why jeff. why did you introduce me to this thing?

Pretty accurate description if you ask me. You kind of are a shinta. xD

haha bastard

Man oh man, I hope Marvo does this.

i hope he does too

4.Stephanie
Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl.
She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time
to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other
pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or
keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one
else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of
Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even


a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real
Stephanie, don't ever let go.

ex. Stephanie I promise I will never let go.
<3 Dan


ex 2. Stephanie is damn fine/chill

sexy beautiful funny smart loving perfect lovable soul mate
graceful hottie pretty lucky

6.stephanie
A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet
porno combined
I can't get enough of Stephanie


steph stepho stef steff steffo


7.Stephanie
The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole
world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor
that anyone could imagine. Sometimes refered to as a "dream
girl". Perfect marriage material.

No way, you are dating Stephanie?!? You have to be the
luckiest guy on earth!

dream girl perfect amazing steph stephie pookie stephanie

Those were the nice ones, after the first few pages, I'm known by a few
other names. Not right man, not right at all.

Always loves to talk to people and make them laugh. Plays on the computer mostly all day. He also has 8 girlfriends at one time. Always likes to eat deformed rabbits. And hates people who make fun of his religion.

The best person that there is, usually wins at every MMORPG online

A cocky person that loves to win.
Usually nobody likes them.
They tend to play an MMORPG's.
They also join Clan's in game.

Apparently I like to play on the computer.

Spoiler for Real Name:

wade
cutie with a booty;hottie with a swimmers body
ben:hows wade?
gian:wade

Wade
Someone who is thought of as a superior. Someone with more experience and can guide you.
That upperclassman is my Wade who helped me through orientation.


Wade
The best basketball player in the universe. He lights up it all night long on the court. He's better than Jordan, he's Flash. D-wizzle, buy his new shoes, the Converse Icon Warrior!
Dwyane Wade absolutely dominated Kobe Bryant, the rapist

Spoiler for MSN name:

1 kevin
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
sexy the sex hot cool funny


2. Kevin
Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.


3.kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

oh wait... whats this jeff... whats this you forgot to put in....

5. jeff

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
haha he jeffed himself when his dad walked in.

15. Jeff
Arrogant, egotistical, manwhore. He believes he controls the universe and everyone in it. He likes to play the part of a benevolent god dishing out unwanted advice. He feels he understands a person better then they actual do. His cell phone is practically attached to his hand, which is his only means of communication with the opposite sex. He constantly tries to get laid to every girl he knows with no success. His biggest accomplishment in the love area comes from a girl in a different country who he has never met. Only washes his hair once a month (maybe) resulting in unnatural growth and small creatures. Incredibly short and slimy.
Girl 1: Ew Jeff poked me.
Girl 2: You'll have to wash the slime off.
Girl 1: And he texted me last night again!
Girl 3: Me too!!
Every girl in the room: Me too!!

16. Jeff
a jeff is a psychopathic Nazi with multiple personalities. he is horny 24/7. he eats a lot of bread and ramon noodles. he may be a rapist. he is not a virgin, and he is clinically insane
Guy 1: yo, i just saw this group of skin heads, with ramon noodle t-shirts, a pack of condoms, and a bunch of sluts on the side of the road on the south side.

Guy 2: oh it must have been a group of Jeff's, they are abundant in that part of town.

17Jeff
A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.
There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today!

18. Jeff
Spidermanning a cum-shot at someone.
"Dude, I jeffed all over her titties!"

"I wanna jeff all over her face."

"My dad caught me jeffing while listening to Enigma."

Oh and thats not all there is either....
call me shitna. hmph

Akono, you're such a kevin.

Originally Posted by shinta66

oh wait... whats this jeff... whats this you forgot to put in....

5. jeff

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
haha he jeffed himself when his dad walked in.

15. Jeff
Arrogant, egotistical, manwhore. He believes he controls the universe and everyone in it. He likes to play the part of a benevolent god dishing out unwanted advice. He feels he understands a person better then they actual do. His cell phone is practically attached to his hand, which is his only means of communication with the opposite sex. He constantly tries to get laid to every girl he knows with no success. His biggest accomplishment in the love area comes from a girl in a different country who he has never met. Only washes his hair once a month (maybe) resulting in unnatural growth and small creatures. Incredibly short and slimy.
Girl 1: Ew Jeff poked me.
Girl 2: You'll have to wash the slime off.
Girl 1: And he texted me last night again!
Girl 3: Me too!!
Every girl in the room: Me too!!

16. Jeff
a jeff is a psychopathic Nazi with multiple personalities. he is horny 24/7. he eats a lot of bread and ramon noodles. he may be a rapist. he is not a virgin, and he is clinically insane
Guy 1: yo, i just saw this group of skin heads, with ramon noodle t-shirts, a pack of condoms, and a bunch of sluts on the side of the road on the south side.

Guy 2: oh it must have been a group of Jeff's, they are abundant in that part of town.

17Jeff
A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.
There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today!

18. Jeff
Spidermanning a cum-shot at someone.
"Dude, I jeffed all over her titties!"

"I wanna jeff all over her face."

"My dad caught me jeffing while listening to Enigma."

Oh and thats not all there is either....
call me shitna. hmph

lmao!! tbh, I like all of the above.

4. Kayleigh

A girl who sings songs about dinosaurs.
kayleigh: "Dino dino dino, pterodactyl pterodactyl" girl: Kayleigh what the hell are you singing

Holy carp whoever this person was that posted it must have known me.

(dinosaur obsessive as a child)

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and lookup your name, then post it here.


1. Jeff
a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)
DAMN BITCH! Jeff is so fine
sexy smart funny clever evil

2. Jeff
A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
awesome person best friend bff lovely hot jeffrey good hair sex

3. jeff
someone who is skilled. He just has it.
dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice

wow man. you are like so jeff.

1. ben 1627 up, 605 down love it hate it

buy ben mugs, tshirts and magnets
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
lose lostinator losing lost loser
by ben cheeseham Jan 7, 2008 share this
2. Ben 1536 up, 584 down love it hate it

buy ben mugs, tshirts and magnets
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
ben benjamin benjo benenese bj
by Ben Kodiak Jun 17, 2008 share this
3. ben 1298 up, 617 down love it hate it

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A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
ben weed skunk amount dealer
by Kris Y Oct 11, 2006 share this

Aw yeah

Where have I seen this before?
oh yeah Mysterhunter.
We should un-ban him.

Darien
Can be a name for a male of female

normaly they are
tall
dark
not too shabby looking
awesome hair
has some evil stowed upon them but when a nice sweet short girl walks up all the evil seems to dissapear and they seem to have a sort of light come out in them
Darien's are normally amazing friends and will be there when you need them and sometimes need a little looking after. they have amazing hair and are alot of fun to talk to and are really funny

that kid right there is a real Darien

2. Jeremy

A guy who is smart and has a big penis


It's true.

1. Isaac

That kid in the Bible whos dad decided to kill him because he thought God told him to.

Take your son Isaac, your only son, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you

uhoh.

1.an extreme homie
2.the biggest homie on the block
wow,thats an isaac

biggest homie on the block aight? it's on UD, so it must be true.

Mathew 309 up, 111 down love it hate it

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
He is no Mathew
i saw Mathew
Mathew touched me
Mathew is so cool
i want to suck Mathew
i licked Mathew

1. Invisible Woman

While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio.

John: Man, that girl just left in the middle of giving me head
Luciann: Haha, she pulled an Invisible Woman on your ass

Originally Posted by Vira

4.Stephanie
Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl.
She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time
to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other
pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or
keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one
else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of
Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real
Stephanie, don't ever let go.

Pretty much dead on, as was Jeff's. WTF, did you guys edit these?

Though I'm not sure about the Grace Kelly reference. More Audrey Hepburn, methinks.

Anyway, me:

1. josh
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good

Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh
josh joshua funloving funny smiles



2. Josh
Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy

josh is so cool.
sexy amazing hot awsome popular


3. Josh
A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.

He's such a josh, that's why everyone wants to be like him.
josher joshes joshing joshers joshingly


4. josh
1.To be sarcastic 2.Cynical

"Dude, I was only joshing"

Heh. 1. and 4. are pretty much me, actually. 'Cept I probably don't always smell really good. Gotta get some Tag.