Thread: New Facebook meme - Conform and do it already.

^Hey Nolan. Google ftw!

Damn you!!!

Well, guess I can fix the blanks then.

xD

Alex
Best guy ever.
will never leave my side.
i love him with all my heart.
sweet, kind, sexy, gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.
he will make your heart beat with pide
and shine with happiness which surfaces
with a smile upon your face.
always knows a way to a girls heart.
never pass up an oppurtunity to be with him
as he makes me feel warm.
is a ladies man and is a very naughty boy.
phone calls are alwasy funny as well as msn chats.
cant get him out of my head.
I love you Alex
*sigh* He Is So My Alex =)

I sit here alone and this does not comfort me.

1. jake 2402 up, 1157 down love it hate it

buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jake

Oh I love this shit. That's right, urbandictionary, feed my ego.

Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary: Jared

1. Jared 1168 up, 307 down love it hate it

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared
pimp the best someone successful not you jar-ed
by someone with a name Apr 7, 2008 share this
2. Jared 458 up, 243 down love it hate it


1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR
Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
my chemical romance hot jew dunkaroos polar bear jordan
by JZLOVERRRR Feb 6, 2008 share this
3. Jared 328 up, 158 down love it hate it


A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.
huge cock dasilva legendary king giant
by j silva Jan 2, 2008 share this
4. Jared 202 up, 109 down love it hate it


A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
jared cute love adorable gorgeous
by HockeyGrl450 Jan 26, 2009 share this
5. Jared 122 up, 86 down love it hate it


An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.
Jared: jager bomb?
-----
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
-----

6. Jared 9 up, 1 down love it hate it


Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.
Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!
jarhead joker jammer jarred jar*ed
by Jared90 Feb 3, 2010 share this
7. Jared 121 up, 132 down love it hate it


Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.
I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.

Well, I don't really... quite know how to say this but eh... I'm... I'm kind of a big deal.

So much win.

Michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.

~

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Pretty much dead on, as was Jeff's. WTF, did you guys edit these?

Though I'm not sure about the Grace Kelly reference. More Audrey Hepburn, methinks.

. . .Audrey Hepburn? Like Breakfast at Tiffany's, Audrey Hepburn? ROFL, yeah f'ing right.

Heh. 1. and 4. are pretty much me, actually. 'Cept I probably don't always smell really good. Gotta get some Tag.

/me lifts her arm out to stare at her hand.

"Hand, meet my face."

/me facepalms in RL.

Originally Posted by ClouD

1. jake 2402 up, 1157 down love it hate it

buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jake

5.jake 800 up, 467 down
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as
a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare
at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their
pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Alex
Best guy ever.
will never leave my side.
i love him with all my heart.
sweet, kind, sexy, gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.
he will make your heart beat with pide
and shine with happiness which surfaces
with a smile upon your face.
always knows a way to a girls heart.
never pass up an oppurtunity to be with him
as he makes me feel warm.
is a ladies man and is a very naughty boy.
phone calls are alwasy funny as well as msn chats.
cant get him out of my head.
I love you Alex
*sigh* He Is So My Alex =)

I sit here alone and this does not comfort me.

You are so my alex. =)

Spencer

a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet

A male posessing BAMF-like qualities, also very good looking.

Meaning Big Dick or the sexiest person ever, Gets a ton of Pussy, Fuck MILFS

A crazy spaztastic lunatic with greasy hair, often found shredding on his guitar

Having the biggest dick.

A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His
qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.

An awesome kid who dominates everyone. Described as God or the Almighty King. Extremely good looking and very smart. In great shape, and can beat up anyone. Average 6 foot, 180 lbs. Someone you do not want to mess with.



Hmm. Some of it is accurate, but the man-whore greasy guitar player part ain't right

1. aliza
An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.

"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"


2. Aliza
A crack whore whose really cool

oh look its aliza being a crack whore
aliza (being a crack whore ) "all yall bitches"

1. Anders
In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.

2. Anders
Synonym for the adjective 'epic'
"hey, did you see Transformers?"
"yea! good story, awesome effects-- totally anders!"


Oh yeah.

Eric

a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis

Can someone look up... Shaelyn? The website is blocked by my school... blah.

Stephen

1)Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.
Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

2) One of the most funniest, cute boy ever. Has short brownish/blackish hair with adorable eyes.



Tee hee hee

Man... it doesn't even say one good thing about my name >.<

Valentino

"A male with a lot of women a modern day word for gigolo... A handsome young man that appeals to womens feelings"

I found loads of fail when I looked my name up:

Avery 475 up, 198 down

avery means amazing, talented in every way , able to sucseed, will go far in life, loves and cares for that one special person, very good at basketball
"dang, did you see that avery?"

"yeahh shes amazing and talented in avery way!"

An extremly hot sexy and gorgeous female. wonderful at everything she does
Boy:god u are such an avery! I can't stop starin'! Girl:I know

An incredibly beautiful girl
Boy 1: Dang that girl is beautiful!

Boy 2 :Yeah her name is Avery

A girl with a personality as big as her hair. Outgoing. Fun. A party girl. Pimp. Likes a lot of music. Pretty, nice, and sensitive. A great friend, a good person.
Boy: You remind me of an avery, I love you.
Girl: Im so happy to have a friend like you. Your such an avery friend.

If you will notice the gender in my profile, you will quickly see why. Funny thing is, Avery means "king of the elves". (6 feet 4 inches. I wonder why?)

EDIT: I also found that the description is the exact opposite of me.

Rabia 8 up, 2 down
1.)A COMMON DRINK THAT IS FILLED WITH LUCIOUS TASTE IN AFRICA.
2.)IN ARABIC RABIA MEANS A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS ON EARTH AND IS FILLED WITH BEAUTY, BRAINS,AND WONDERFUL THEORIES. SHE IS ONE OF THE PROPHETS FINEST HELPERS AND A VERY CLEVER GODDESS HER BEAUTY IS ONE OF HER MOST ADMIRABLE FEATURES.
YOU ARE ACTING LIKE RABIA.

That made me want to gag. My name actually means spring in turkish, rage in spanish, and the fourth in arabic. Not that beautiful goddess stuff.


Although it seems a lot of drinks are named "Rabia."

A popular drink in the the Eastern US, it consists of Effen Black Cherry vodka, Coke, and a Cherry.

Traditionally consumed suddenly and entirely through a straw.
I'll have a Rabia, please.

Originally Posted by Vira

4.Stephanie
Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl.
She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time
to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other
pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or
keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one
else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of
Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even


a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real
Stephanie, don't ever let go.

ex. Stephanie I promise I will never let go.
<3 Dan


ex 2. Stephanie is damn fine/chill

sexy beautiful funny smart loving perfect lovable soul mate
graceful hottie pretty lucky

6.stephanie
A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet
porno combined
I can't get enough of Stephanie


steph stepho stef steff steffo


7.Stephanie
The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole
world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor
that anyone could imagine. Sometimes refered to as a "dream
girl". Perfect marriage material.

No way, you are dating Stephanie?!? You have to be the
luckiest guy on earth!

dream girl perfect amazing steph stephie pookie stephanie

Those were the nice ones, after the first few pages, I'm known by a few
other names. Not right man, not right at all.

agreed.

Ana 140 up, 41 down
buy ana mugs, tshirts and magnetsSee also Sexy Beastess
The 'Ana' are an extremely short and cute species of female. They tend to be good friends with the Evi species. This is due to their unique, yet awesome, view of life and choice of friends. The Ana are known to make people smile. They also tend to be great athletes in sports such as fencing.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was freaking awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, um, no shit.
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: She's an Ana.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhh. *wave of understanding*
Ana 47 up, 13 down
buy ana mugs, tshirts and magnetsA tall and goddess-like Amazon commonly associated with the Greek parallel Aphrodite. Known for her skill in theatre and trickery, she is able to transform herself into any being at will and frequently captures unsuspecting woodsmen in her frequent moonlight performances. This Amazon, according to legend, would strap her hostages to oak trees and reveal the magnificence of her magic to them. She, though goddess-like, is no divinity, and is subject to human emotions as well. Apart from her amazing abilities, what throws one slightly off to learn is that she is incapable of eating, a trait rendering her forever inhuman.
Edward watched Carly perform with a hypnotized look of submission only seen on a woodsman of Ana on his focused eyes.
ana beauty goddess queen amazon
by Jean Deux-Fette Aug 19, 2008 share this

AND DAMNIT I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!!!

1. Ana 622 up, 452 down
buy ana mugs, tshirts and magnetsNot a petname for Anorexia. A cutesey name for self-induced starvation. Most often used by girls on xanga and myspace who don't really have an eating disorder but like to pretend. It's girls who want to shed a few pounds, who post how many calories they consumed that day and how many sit ups they did in order to try asnd prove they are anorexic. Real anorexics struggle with the disease and aren't ust trying to lose a few pounds. Real anorexics aren't proud.
Ana girls think that starvation is beautiful, glamourous, a lifestyle. They're annoying, bitchy, and an insult to any girl who has really struggled with anorexia nervosa.
"Ana" is a friend who "consumes" them who makes them skinny.
Friends with mia girls.
Role Models are the olsen twins and Nicole Richie
a typical ana blog:
xBones R Beauty

Hey Anas. Today was SUCH a binge day.
B: hot water with lemon- negative 50 calories
L: Cold Pizza - 0 calories (cuz its cold.)
D: nothing.

I made myself throw up 6 times. My mom saw and now i'm going to rehab. Ew..FAT!
Total calories- negative 50
I need to go exercise.
ANA LOVE < 3

..yeah.... no. ^


1. rozzy 5 up, 4 down
buy rozzy mugs, tshirts and magnetsMeans furry and fuzzy.
You have rozzy hair.
by KaJe May 3, 2005 share this

Originally Posted by Banana

Eric

a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis

actually.... i think it's a man with a really pig penis... i think maybe you got the wrong letter... like.. yeah.

geoff 248 up, 144 down
buy geoff mugs, tshirts and magnets"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.
you just geoffed it.


debase pervert double meaning to geoff it geoff
by romanov Oct 5, 2005 share this



there you go. so much meaning... lol

Too many to list them all...

adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

Damn straight!

Originally Posted by Adam

Too many to list them all...

adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

Damn straight!

LMAO! that's too great.

Blane
Australian street term for a homosexual.
Ay, mate! That blane can't tell Christmas from Bourke street!

Blane
Failure. Epic Failure.
Wow, he just crashed into the back of a Porsche. He blanes.

Blane
Gross feet/Foot.Total Homewrecker trying to steal everyones women and Being just plain FAT!
Eww look at his Blanes!

Man your boy is a straight Blane.

I think I got the short end of the Urban Dictionary stick.

Anthony: anyone who is generally overwhelmingly positive
Woah, his house burned down, all his family died in a car accident, and he's still positive, he must be an anthony
Actually discribes me pretty well.