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    1. 11-11-2009 06:55 PM #1
      hellohihello
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      Hey Ladies

      A cute guy, who you don't know, comes up to you and says the following..

      Him: Hi,do you know how much a polar bear ways?
      You: No why?
      Him: Enough to break the ice, and then he goes on talking to you.



      Your response?
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    2. 11-11-2009 07:01 PM #2
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      I'd just smile and nod. And eventually leave lol.
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    3. 11-11-2009 08:31 PM #3
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      I'd be like "Woa.. really? do you reckon the cosine of theta divided by pi and multiplied my the sine of 360 would be inverted of the tangent to the curve of the motion of the ice as it moves away?"

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    4. 11-11-2009 08:48 PM #4
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    5. 11-11-2009 08:58 PM #5
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      This kinda seems to have a senseless banter thread type feel to it, doesn't it?

      I dunno... just where it seems to me that is where it should belong.

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    6. 11-11-2009 10:43 PM #6
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      An average looking guy walks up and asks you to a movie and a dinner (not something fancy, but not something like McD's (unless you both agree to it ))

      Do you say yes?
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    7. 11-12-2009 01:57 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      A cute guy, who you don't know, comes up to you and says the following..

      Him: Hi,do you know how much a polar bear ways?
      You: No why?
      Him: Enough to break the ice, and then he goes on talking to you.



      Your response?
      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      Him: Hi,do you know how much a polar bear ways?
      You: No why?
      Him: Enough to break the ice, and then he goes on talking to you.
      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      Him: Hi,do you know how much a polar bear ways?
      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      a polar bear ways?
      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      ways?
      I'd be angry.
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    8. 11-12-2009 03:22 PM #8
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      Doesn't it kind of depend on what he says next?
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    9. 11-12-2009 07:40 PM #9
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      "I find the most sensual part of a women is the boobies"
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    10. 11-13-2009 01:59 AM #10
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      I R Teh Smart Pantz Lawl
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    11. 11-16-2009 12:42 AM #11
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      I thought it was quite a funny line. I would probably laugh a little, but rather or not I stick around depends on what dajo stated.

      Quote Originally Posted by dajo View Post
      Doesn't it kind of depend on what he says next?
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