Someone once called (it was a political thing for the opposite party of my interest), and I just kept saying (in the most flamboyant manner possible)

"Mhm? You sound like a smart kinda mannn."

which evolved into..

"Mhm? You sound like the kinda man who knows how he likes his stufff."

Which eventually turned into.

"MHM? YOU SOUND LIKE A BIG PIECE OF MAN MEAT WITH A BIG SEXY SNAKE. YOU'RE JUST A SILLY SNAKE."

bahaha. He hung up.