Thread: Hey, Ladies! Ever Wish That You Could Be Treated Like "Just One of the Guys?!"

Well, now you can, with P-Mate!



P-Mate is the innovational new tool that allows you to pee....wait for it....standing up!

Never again will you have to wander way the fuck out to the middle of the woods to find a secluded enough place to relieve yourself!

Never again will you have to be told to "pop a squat" anywhere!

Never again will you have to bitch and moan about your man being an "inconsiderate prick" and not putting the toilet seat down (even though you're a grown woman with a, very capable, set of arms)!

But don't take my word for it. See it for yourself! If you thought that man's ability to piss standing up was just another way of evolution giving the middle finger to the 'fairer sex', then ur-ine for a treat! Your prayers have been answered!

http://www.pmateusa.com/home.html

(Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it. )

How did you StumbleUpon this?

The invention is so revolutionary that it may CHANGE THE WORLD!

Originally Posted by Invader

How did you StumbleUpon this?

I find much comfort in the fact that I have absolutely no idea. Rofl.

Old news, is it not?

Originally Posted by Loaf

Old news, is it not?

...I don't know...is it?

There aren't any urinals in womens bathrooms anyway, I imagine.

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Shy bladder? You need C-mate, the go anywhere catheter.

LOL.. good one!

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

(Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it. )

Ok.. once I got pass the initial "ick" factor.. I could see using these in an emergency or in a "nasty" gas station scenario.

I did get a kick out of the website tho and had to chuckle when it stated that they'd make great "stocking stuffers"! (Merry Christmas Mom!)

What kinda made me go "ewwww" was this question:

Is there a P-Mate™ available which is re-usable?

At this time there is not a reusable P-Mate™ available. We have found that the demand for this is very low, and that most women would consider it to be unhygienic.

No.. really.. ya think?!

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