I remember when there were 2 guys laying on top of each other and STILL didn't get hit.

The situation was that a guy had a seizure, fell onto the tracks with a train approaching, and another guy with his daughters told someone to look after them for a bit. He jumped down, turned the victim down the tracks, kept him under control by laying on top of him and keeping his limbs from flailing around. Train passes overhead. Everybody freaks out thinking both were dead. Both are unscathed except for some oil stains.

What people don't realize is that there is a lot more room under a train than they would think. I wouldn't recommend testing this anytime soon, though.