Thread: Texts From Last Night

Textsfromlastnight.com is a website where people can register, identify themselves as only their area code, and post text they'd either sent or received on a wasted night-before waking up and realizing what kind of conversations they'd had. They can also post their "walk of shame" stories about having to head home after doing something they probably had no business doing.

Some of these are absolutely hilarious.

(407): this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

(407): Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
(1-407): I hate you

(407): It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

(386): First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

(904): my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
(386): girlfriend?

(678): He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.

(863): I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..

(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

Post some of your favorites!