I love reading, but hate books...

**metcalfracing** · 08-01-2009 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by ExoByte

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thanks the input

**ExoByte** · 08-01-2009 08:29 PM

You're very welcome.

**metcalfracing** · 08-01-2009 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by ExoByte

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You are a good friend

**Black_Eagle** · 08-01-2009 08:49 PM

I love food, but I hate eating.

First of all you have to, and I shit you not, pick it up! After that, you've got to shove it inside your mouth. Get this, you've got to move your jaw up and down nudging the food around with your tongue so that your teeth with crush it into smaller bits. Gross. The final stage of the process involves contracting the muscles lining the inside of your throat in a systematic fashion, finally shoving the food down into your stomach. Do you know how dangerous that is? Like, do you know how many people have died swallowing the wrong things? A lot, that's how many. Clearly, eating is more dangerous than all terrorists and premarital sex combined. For the sake of the children, I would like to see legislation put in place against eating immediately!

And don't even get me started on what happens when the food has to come back out.

**metcalfracing** · 08-01-2009 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

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I agree with that... but there are alternatives, you can, for instance, IV the nutrients directly into your bloodstream, or you can grind your food up into shake form.

**no-Name** · 08-01-2009 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by metcalfracing

I agree with that... but there are alternatives, you can, for instance, IV the nutrients directly into your bloodstream, or you can grind your food up into shake form.

But not while I'm in the car, or in the dark!