Thread: Are they freaking' serious?!?!

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Virgin Blood Oh God yes people. The legends are true, comparing this blood to any other kind of human blood is like comparing sirloin steak to hamburger. This is its own category, if your lucky enough find a willing donor that is of legal age of consent. Let her/him stay a virgin for as long as they want, actualy even if your dating them try to get them to remain a virgin for as long as possible.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

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It is true, it tastes like heaven.

Originally Posted by guitarboy

It is true, it tastes like heaven.

The conventional view of heaven would taste all watery, with all those clouds.

^^ Ah yes of course, both valid points.

Being a werewolf, I kill any vampires I come across. Can't stand the little bloodsuckers. Not enough damn hair. Always smell of day-old blood and bad cologne, never go outside.

Before you ask, no, I don't look like the Wolfman. It's really quite inconvenient, turning into a huge damn wolf with only a moment's notice. It's not at all like the books make you believe; all that full moon bullshit only applies for the first turn. After that, it's more like a cross between the Hulk and bad allergies.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Being a werewolf

Did you get the gene from your mother or father's side of the family? It skipped a generation on my father's side, and I can't tell you how horror stricken he appeared the first time he saw me turn. I have to say, though, the North African werewolf gene grants some remarkable advantages when it comes to being agile, and the shorter hair is welcome too. I suppose thousands of years of hot weather did that last trick.

Originally Posted by Invader

Did you get the gene from your mother or father's side of the family? It skipped a generation on my father's side, and I can't tell you how horror stricken he appeared the first time he saw me turn. I have to say, though, the North African werewolf gene grants some remarkable advantages when it comes to being agile, and the shorter hair is welcome too. I suppose thousands of years of hot weather did that last trick.

Oh c'mon guys lol. Stop playing tricks with my head!!!!