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Wow...tragic. I couldn't help but laugh a little you said "he was the michael jackson of infomercials" but yeah...this is really sad. =/ |
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Thread: NOOOOOOO Billy Mays died!
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06-28-2009 05:27 PM #1
NOOOOOOO Billy Mays died!
What's going on! He was my hero! He was the Michael Jackson of Infomercials.... I can't believe it. He was found dead by his wife about 20 minutes ago.
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06-28-2009 05:27 PM #2Legend
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06-28-2009 05:42 PM #3Legend
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Since Michael Jackson is undoubtedly going to make his way into this thread, I think it's worth noting that Billy and Michael were both 50 when they passed.
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06-28-2009 05:43 PM #4
RIP Billy Mays 7/20/58---6/28/09
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Last edited by hellohihello; 06-28-2009 at 06:27 PM.
if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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06-28-2009 06:03 PM #5
"NOOO" Indeed. About two weeks ago I was watching one of his informercials late at night for no apparant reason. The guy was epic. RIP... :/
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06-28-2009 06:06 PM #6BICYCLE RIGHTS Achievements:
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Damn.
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
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06-28-2009 06:22 PM #7I am become fish pear
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NOOOOOOO Not Billy Mays! He was my hero. ;_;
Abraxas
Originally Posted by OldSparta
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06-28-2009 06:23 PM #8Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!! Quit dying everyone D':
I actually liked the Pitchmen show... This is such a depressing week...Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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06-28-2009 06:25 PM #9Banned
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Holy crap, I wonder what happened to him?
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06-28-2009 06:27 PM #10Tires blew out on his plane last night, he hit his head on the ceiling. He appeared to be fine but it turns out he wasn't. Originally Posted by ninja9578
Holy crap, I wonder what happened to him?if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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06-28-2009 06:32 PM #11Peaceful Warrior
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haha nice. The Mighty Casket is only 19.99 but wait there's more...hahah Originally Posted by hellohihello
[Cyclic13] 12:18 pm: to live your life in a breath
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: breathing in is birth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: holding is growth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: and release death
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06-28-2009 06:47 PM #12Legend
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Too soon to be making jokes. Originally Posted by shinta66
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06-28-2009 06:48 PM #13Peaceful Warrior
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i could care less
[Cyclic13] 12:18 pm: to live your life in a breath
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: breathing in is birth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: holding is growth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: and release death
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06-28-2009 06:53 PM #14Legend
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Obviously apathy is a strong suit of yours. Originally Posted by shinta66
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06-28-2009 07:02 PM #15Member
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Why is everybody dying BUT WAIT THERES MORE
GET ON THE BALL
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06-28-2009 07:17 PM #16Banned
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Where's the article on all the African kids that died of starvation today?
Oh wait...
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06-28-2009 07:25 PM #17Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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People die all the time but we don't care because they were invisible to us. When public figures like Billy Mays and Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet die, we feel like we've lost something because we have. This is because we won't see or hear about them anymore. They won't be on our favorite TV shows or they wont' be able to produce our favorite music. When they die, our culture changes just a little. Originally Posted by grasshoppa
Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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06-28-2009 07:26 PM #18Flying squirrels FTW!!!
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This is scary...they really are dropping like flies...
R.I.P
EDIT: I just heard about the bump he got on that plane. It's like Natasha Richardson all over again....Last edited by Snowy Egypt; 06-28-2009 at 07:34 PM.
This guy,
, and this guy, 
, are mine. BACK OFF!
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06-28-2009 07:36 PM #19Member
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I thought this was a sick joke at first, but now I'm sad
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06-28-2009 07:36 PM #20Legend
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Because he's from your hometown right? Originally Posted by Demon Parasite
I thought this was a sick joke at first, but now I'm sadThings are not as they seem
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06-28-2009 07:40 PM #21Member
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That's why I'm sad about it, but with MJ and Farrah I thought someone would try and pull a joke about him. Originally Posted by Jeff777
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06-28-2009 07:56 PM #22Legend
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Yeah. Originally Posted by Demon Parasite
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Wow this is terrible to hear. This guy was indeed epic for informercials and you know you've made a huge impact on people when someone actually dresses as you for Halloween
Remember G-4 Halloween special last year when Kevin Pereira dressed up as Billy Mays?
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06-28-2009 08:44 PM #25Always there just in time
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It's all that Vince Shlomi guy's fault... This guy was awesome. I loved watching that "The Pitchmen" show because of Billy Mays, actually I was just watching it last night.
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