Hey I got rejected at a restaurant yesterday by this freaking smokin hot waitress. She said she was from Russia and she was 25. I asked her playfully if she had a sister and she said yeah but shes 20, and i thought to my self, what???? 20 is easy i can handle a 20 yr old. Well she had a russian accent so that pretty much sent it over the top for me she was so beautiful. I wrote my number down on the ticket and gave it to her and wrote "call me!" but when she brought back the change she passed it to the girl sitting next to me and said "Here, give this to the boy."

I AM NOT A BOY! I AM 17 YEARS OLD, 6 FEET TALL 235LB AND CAN GROW A BEARD! I CALL BSBSBSBSBSBSSBSBBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS

I will never live that down the girls i was sittting with will be making fun of me for that forever lol