I hate ex-girlfriends...

[Sabre2552]

Tell us about the crazy ex's you've had in your life. I have this one, I thought I really liked her until she turned super needy; she wanted to talk to me for 5 hours a day on the phone, wanted me to tell her how much I love her and miss her every ten seconds, and would never cease with topics about her church (she's a Baptist). Her parents basically forced me to join their church choir despite my nonreligious views, and her daughter turned into a sex-crazed freak and I had to push her off of me when I was feeling uncomfortable. After I broke up with her, she turned into a super-bitch super-Baptist, and would say I can't hang out with her unless there's a parent around us at all time or else "it looks bad," and telling me that "this is my opinion and nothing you ever say will ever change it. End of story.," when she'd make a decision between us and I would ask her what her reasoning is and try to talk to her about it. Now she goes around telling people how I'm socially awkward. And she basically goes down the list of guys who give her time of day, going out with each for about 2 or 3 months until she falls for the next guy. Good luck, Cris, we'll see how long you last. Free at last!

[Lord Bennington]

Pretty much everything you said applies to me, except my crazy ex-girlfriend has her friends harass me and gets me kicked out of school (she's done it twice so far). Meh. Crazy people are crazy.

[slayer]

I'm very glad that I broke up with my gf... She couldn't make descions for herself, let alone actually DO something for herself. She would always try to make someone else get her a pop or something she wanted. She turned out to be some drug freak even though she told me she would never fall for that crowd. She would constantly break up with me and go back out (probably my fault). And she was just generally retarded...

[hisnameistyler]

After I broke up with her, she turned into a super-bitch super baptist LMAO, I love that part.

[Lëzen]

I broke up with my ex - with whom I was in a long-distance relationship, which never works - the day I had the epiphany: "WOW. My girlfriend is freakin' BORING." Seriously. Not only could she never start a decent conversation aside from "So, how was your day?", but I found out that her only real hobby was sewing. Yes, you heard right. Sewing. And to top if off, her favorite music is country. And not the good kind, either, I'm talking about what my mom likes to call "crappy country", which she practically forbids (thank God) in our house. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a nice girl. But Jesus, I need a little more adventure, fire, life in the woman I plan to spend my life with. Next time, I need a girl who's got more in common with me than she does with a rock.

[Catbus]

All my ex's are fairly normal, well, they're the same as they were when we were dating. I guess I'm fairly lucky.

[Black_Eagle]

I broke up with my ex - with whom I was in a long-distance relationship, which never works - the day I had the epiphany: "WOW. My girlfriend is freakin' BORING." Seriously. Not only could she never start a decent conversation aside from "So, how was your day?", but I found out that her only real hobby was sewing. Yes, you heard right. Sewing. And to top if off, her favorite music is country. And not the good kind, either, I'm talking about what my mom likes to call "crappy country", which she practically forbids (thank God) in our house. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a nice girl. But Jesus, I need a little more adventure, fire, life in the woman I plan to spend my life with. Next time, I need a girl who's got more in common with me than she does with a rock. ^This is advice for life here, people.^

[seriouscentaur]

Ugh the last one cheated on me. And right before prom too. But I'm glad her colours showed sooner rather than later in the relationship.

[Kiza]

I cheated on my last boyfriend. Right before prom. It was awesome.

[grasshoppa]

Getting married adds 7 life-times to your return to nirvana.

[hisnameistyler]

I cheated on my last boyfriend. Right before prom. It was awesome. Cold blooded!

[grasshoppa]

Wait, Kiza is female? ...Now I understand everything.

[Kiza]

Whatever are you talking about, my boy?

[grasshoppa]

What's happening? I don't understand anything anymore!

[hisnameistyler]

That's what I said! I had no clue Kiza was one of 'dem females.

[OpheliaBlue]

Sorry that I'm a chic replying here about an ex, hope it's ok. I used to have a boyfriend that punched me in the face. So me and my son left and went to a shelter.. a year later, the fucker sold my piano. And he would call me asking for a good guacamole recipe. OH and he had this tiny purple butt dildo he liked to use on himself, but I had to be the one to push the button on this little remote thing. Best part was one of the walls of our bedroom was a mirror. I can't tell you how hard it was not to laugh my fucking ass off seeing that shit. Prick.

[hisnameistyler]

OH and he had this tiny purple butt dildo he liked to use on himself, but I had to be the one to push the button on this little remote thing. Best part was one of the walls of our bedroom was a mirror. I can't tell you how hard it was not to laugh my fucking ass off seeing that shit. Good lord!

[seriouscentaur]

Damn it, Kiza, why? WHY?? I'll never take you back, even for the sex!!!! >:[ lol

[WakataDreamer]

Dude I went to see Terminator a few days ago and noticed my ex walking past while I was in line and I think she SAW ME and it was rly awkward and stuff and during the movie I was looking around the crowded theater trying to figure out where she was cuz mebbe she was looking at me. True story. Oh wait, you want to know why she was crazy? ...she wasn't ;_;

[no-Name]

Dude I went to see Terminator a few days ago and noticed my ex walking past while I was in line and I think she SAW ME and it was rly awkward and stuff and during the movie I was looking around the crowded theater trying to figure out where she was cuz mebbe she was looking at me. True story. Oh wait, you want to know why she was crazy? ...she wasn't ;_; Hah, you poor sad little man. I poured so much fucking emotion into her, and got reset every day. At one point she had my crying daily for two weeks. I gave her my SNES, GBcolour, and all my vintage game and watch games. My pokemon Yellow, the first Zelda game that came out for SNES, Super Mario World, and my entire electronic childhood. She told me GameStop only gave her 20 dollars for them. ;_; Sold my tiny little child hood away, dammit. Still bought her a 70 dollar wii game a month later. 7 months together and not one kiss. :U I ended up spending an average of 4 hours a day talking to her. She got mad when I only gave her an hour. Painfully Christian. Seriously. Might as well have been Catholic. Fuck my life, god damn. /rant

[Bearsy]

The one good thing about not dating very much means I haven't had many crazy ex's. Worst one was last summer, we were chumming it up for a few months and I started to fall in intense like for her(not love, but I really, really dug this chick), and we decide to take a step and do the whole "serious relationship" thing not just casual dating that we were doing and of course I'm ecstatic, and then the next day she calls me and tells me she's getting back together with her asshole ex who had cheated on her like 6 times because he called and begged for her to forgive him. Then we still see each other all the time and it's kinda cold for a while, but I still have feelings for her that I'd never had for another broad before so I tried to stay close. And then a few months later she breaks up with Charlie again and runs to me like the next day. Like a fool I get back with her, casual again at first, and then our first official "date" as a couple I'm at her house having dinner with her parents(which was weird as a "first date" thing). We're waiting for our friends to pick us up whom we're double dating with at the drive in and we're sitting at her computer. She pulls up "Notepad" and starts typing all this crap about abandonment issues and blah blah blah blah. For like 15 minutes she's just typing about her past and shit, really incoherent. and the whole time I'm trying to get her to talk to me but she's got her jaw like clamped shut and is just pointing at the screen "I can't talk right now" Then she types "I'm in love with you" and I'm thinking that's weird but cool. She goes on for a while how I make her happier than any guy she's ever dated and she loves how we can just be ourselves with each other. And then out of the blue she's like "Charlie called me today" and then she's like "We're getting back together". Jaw dropped. She fucking broke up with me a second time, halfway through our "first date" to get back with some dickhead bassist who was probably sucking on some groupie's face at that very moment. His fucking band really sucks too. They're this shitty amalgamation of death metal and suck. And ever the sucker, instead of getting my ass home, I stuck around and went to the movies with them. It was raining, and I was in the back seat of a fucking Geo. And ever the sucker, I paid for her ticket cause I told her I would the day before. And ever the sucker I bought her shit from the concession stand. Tl;dr: Bitches, yanno?

[WakataDreamer]

Oh god... no-name... Elis... I've never had a relationship as bad as those. You poor people

[Black_Eagle]

I've never had a girlfriend, but I've had enough attractive girls ask me to get them textbooks/put their chair up ("please, sweetie" she said)/do their homework/things of that sort to know that you never give anything to a girl who you're not in a relationship with. It makes you look like a tool. I too made the mistake of buying a movie ticket for a girl who I was not dating some months ago. I can tell you right now that that very maneuver played a part in destroying her attraction in me.

[ninja9578]

OH and he had this tiny purple butt dildo he liked to use on himself, but I had to be the one to push the button on this little remote thing. Best part was one of the walls of our bedroom was a mirror. I can't tell you how hard it was not to laugh my fucking ass off seeing that shit. Just...

[hisnameistyler]

So, you guys ever heard of karma? I was in a 11 month relationship, and one month shy of our 1 year, I broke up with her. It was too much, and it was mutual for us. But then, she wanted me back. I refused. She tried relentlessly to get me back, I told her I don't date five year olds. She gets into a car accident, ejected from the SUV going eighty, hits a guard rail and lands in a shallow pond and falls into a coma. Karma kicked my ass.