Tell us about the crazy ex's you've had in your life.

I have this one, I thought I really liked her until she turned super needy; she wanted to talk to me for 5 hours a day on the phone, wanted me to tell her how much I love her and miss her every ten seconds, and would never cease with topics about her church (she's a Baptist). Her parents basically forced me to join their church choir despite my nonreligious views, and her daughter turned into a sex-crazed freak and I had to push her off of me when I was feeling uncomfortable.

After I broke up with her, she turned into a super-bitch super-Baptist, and would say I can't hang out with her unless there's a parent around us at all time or else "it looks bad," and telling me that "this is my opinion and nothing you ever say will ever change it. End of story.," when she'd make a decision between us and I would ask her what her reasoning is and try to talk to her about it. Now she goes around telling people how I'm socially awkward. And she basically goes down the list of guys who give her time of day, going out with each for about 2 or 3 months until she falls for the next guy. Good luck, Cris, we'll see how long you last.

Free at last!