Thread: Remember that text message you shouldn't have sent last night?

They do!

This site is hilarious! Post your favorites

Here are a few of mine, so far:

(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face

(512): You surviving the open bar?
(1-512): Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

(631): My cock was attacked by outdoor plants

(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon