Why I'm so gay

**Black_Eagle** · 03-25-2009 02:38 AM

Alas, the voices have spoken to me and me alone. "Num num, Blagle" they said, "Num num, you should seek a new text hole stating your anti-norm sexuality, num num."

"Huzzah!" I replied with great inconsistency. And so I went forth (first I went backwards, but then decided to turn around), grinding my fingers on the instrument that would create a God's persona, walking down the blue-bricked road to a place that was unknown.

Suddenly, as I was skipping down the road singing about how great life was, a troll popped out from the electrical snakes spinning like a ballerina on an eroding cake. A greasy substance dripped from every crease and every crevasse of the troll's green skin and gnarled teeth. "You should kill yourself, hee hee hee hee hee." said the ugly troll.

"Troll no trolling!" I replied, raising my holy chainsaw high up in the air. It was a great chainsaw. The blood from a thousand foes still stained its stainless steel. Down it came upon thy troll, but alas, 'twas no use. The troll hath been imbued with the resilience of a dragon's foreskin. I had no choice but to huff puff puff puff my way further down the road and escape the troll.

"EEEHEEEHEEEHEEE! KILL YOURSELF!" yelled the troll as I ran further and further down the road.

Eventually I could hear the troll no longer. I sighed a heavy breath and resumed my gay journey down the blue-bricked road.

To be continued...maybe.

HAPPY 1,000TH POST TO ME!

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 03:33 AM

I knew you'd listen to us.

**Black_Eagle** · 03-25-2009 03:49 AM

What shall I do next, Master?

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 04:19 AM

build a shrine in my honor.

**tnemrot** · 03-25-2009 05:18 AM

That ain't Falco.

**Bearsy** · 03-25-2009 06:51 AM

Isn't the creation of this thread a bannable offense as it's merely a ploy to celebrate(and point out) his meager post count?

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Isn't the creation of this thread a bannable offense as it's merely a ploy to celebrate(and point out) his meager post count?

no.

**Invader** · 03-25-2009 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Artelis

no.

Yes, actually. It has been addressed before. Move it to senseless, though, and I don't think it'll matter.

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-25-2009 08:14 AM

If ClouD can make a thread with the first post about his mother masturbating his penis with her vagina, then this better fucking be okay.

**grasshoppa** · 03-25-2009 09:07 AM

Wow, maybe cloud should stick to his vauge and nonsensical postings.

I found the OP to be quite funny, nice short story, you should try writing something longer. Clever stuff.

**Black_Eagle** · 03-25-2009 02:42 PM

I figured I could get away with this if I made it the least bit entertaining (thus putting value in it) and made the bit about my post count a small sentence at the bottom.

I could have gone further, but I decided to keep it short and sweet as to create maximum effect. I tried to make everything in the story represent the internet and DreamViews itself. Yes, that includes the foreskin part.

Surely all you haters can see some worth in this thread?

**Bearsy** · 03-25-2009 03:29 PM

Speaking of which... I broke 2,000 last night!!!

**grasshoppa** · 03-25-2009 07:07 PM

im going to break 500 soon...and I thought I spammed pretty hard

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Invader

Yes, actually. It has been addressed before. Move it to senseless, though, and I don't think it'll matter.

Seriously, let's not get uptight here. People make new threads to JUST post youtube links. Let the man have his moment.

Also, Mes, GET IN IRC!

**Man of Steel** · 03-25-2009 10:45 PM

Let me start by saying bravo!

Let me finish by saying http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=75321

**Xox** · 03-25-2009 11:23 PM

I'm proud of you, m'boy. (I mean, I'm proud about the gay thing and everything

)

**panta-rei** · 03-25-2009 11:25 PM

Good little Blagles.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

If ClouD can make a thread with the first post about his mother masturbating his penis with her vagina, then this better fucking be okay.

**Black_Eagle** · 03-25-2009 11:40 PM

I love you all.

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-26-2009 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by Artelis

Also, Mes, GET IN IRC!

Can't disobey a command like that!

**Artelis** · 03-26-2009 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Can't disobey a command like that!

Well you are currently disobeying it! I demand action!

**ClouD** · 03-26-2009 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

If ClouD can make a thread with the first post as a joke satirically poking at the inactivity and reasons why that is so in Dream Interpretation about his mother masturbating his penis with her vagina which was a continued inside joke of a poem that was found on Google once upon a time and then spread as a mini-meme within DV Chat, then this better fucking be okay.

Fixed.

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Wow, maybe cloud should stick to his vague and nonsensical postings.

Fixed. Oogada boogada.

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-26-2009 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by ClouD

Fixed.

Yeah because now that I know you were joking, those exact same words have suddenly become appropriate and DV-friendly.

But considering that miserable thing has been locked now, there's no point in me still being angry about it.

**Invader** · 03-26-2009 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Artelis

Seriously, let's not get uptight here. People make new threads to JUST post youtube links. Let the man have his moment.

Hm? I don't have a problem with it. I'm only relaying what the forum police have said.

Don't shoot the messenger brah.

**ClouD** · 03-26-2009 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Yeah because now that I know you were joking, those exact same words have suddenly become appropriate and DV-friendly.

But considering that miserable thing has been locked now, there's no point in me still being angry about it.

The aim was to be funny and friendly within chat at the time, with a witty thread that both mocked the sub-forum activity and continued a stupidly funny joke. Mainly because I didn't like being the 'moderator' explicitly, since it's shown to remove friends and some of the excitement of DV for me. I thought that people would understand that it was completely for joking purposes, and no 'incestuous' relevance would be thought as inappropriate, because I'm a moderator, and that that would be obvious that that wasn't the intent. I understand some people may think the material was inappropriate for the forum (regardless of intent), but I personally did not think it is, and still do not in that specific joking context.

Differences in opinion between moderators and members give way to the reasoning that I am moderating for you, and not for myself, so all decisions for appropriateness should be for you to decide and for me to enforce within the rules.

I agree with that, and I apologise for being assy with the way I've been responding -- I've been overly negative lately for many shit excuses. I took it personally, both what you and MoS said, because I value your opinions. I was wrong to, sorry.