Dreamviews in the 80's

**Kaniaz** · 10-26-2004 04:59 PM

(I've placed this topic here [the lounge] because I did this as a serious task for myself. I've been wanting to do one of these for ages, so here it is. Besides, nobody reads Senseless banter anymore. I think it merits a place in this category, it took 3 hours).

Anyway, I had a time machine that I found hidden under my sofa - and a few coins - and I used it to travel back to 1985. I went to a super cool Commodore 64, used the Firefox Commodore 64 port, and was soon surfing the information super highway (internet). I got bored, and decided to look at www.dreamviews.com/forum - and to my horror, it existed! It turns out that during 1987 a new mod icedawg coded wiped the memory of everybody - including himself - and deleted Dreamviews. Some of you guys were members there back in the time, except under different usernames and stuff. See if it jogs your memory.

I could only bring back one page from the 80's Dreamviews because the time machine was low on fuel, but:

Here it is.

P.S: This took me 3 hours to make.
P.P.S: Have pity on me and look at it.

Edit: Yes, Tina Turner, Michael Jackson (mj fan imposter), Madonna and Uri Geller did visit the site! Oidnest!

**Damascus** · 10-26-2004 05:14 PM

thats hilarious

good job kaniaz, funniest thing ive seen all day

**Seeker** · 10-26-2004 06:13 PM

Cool! I'm glad you found someone to host this. I almost didn't recognize Jacko, he sure has changed, or something.

CT · 10-26-2004 06:19 PM

**Haz** · 10-26-2004 06:58 PM

hmmm maybe u could surf the web as a virus in an LD in the 8o's and see what comes up for DV!
that would be cool.
anyway, gr8 site Kaniaz!

**Kaniaz** · 10-26-2004 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Haz2004
anyway, gr8 site Kaniaz!

You really need to pay attention.

**DrumCorpsAlum** · 10-26-2004 07:26 PM

I'm mad at that. That was great.

**Haz** · 10-26-2004 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kaniaz)</div>

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anyway, gr8 site Kaniaz!

You really need to pay attention.[/b]

i have a short attention span

no really, i do

**Je33ica** · 10-26-2004 08:34 PM

lol greatest discovery ever

:bravo:

**nightowl** · 10-26-2004 08:40 PM

hehehehe

**Sparky** · 10-26-2004 08:49 PM

Damn the 80s!

CT · 10-26-2004 08:52 PM

I miss something though. Big hair glamrock bands.

**pinkcheese** · 10-26-2004 09:51 PM

That is awesome!

**Demerzel** · 10-26-2004 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Haz2004+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Haz2004)</div>

Originally posted by Kaniaz@
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anyway, gr8 site Kaniaz!

You really need to pay attention.

i have a short attention span

no really, i do[/b]

what?

**tryagain** · 10-26-2004 10:06 PM

now how ddi you make this site? when I click on other links, it brings me to dreamviews. How'd you make it?

**Kaniaz** · 10-26-2004 10:15 PM

Time machine. You see, that file sends your browser through the super hyper dimensonal space continum thingy, and has to use the battered old janitor's apache server that he somehow managed to get before it was invented - i met him back in 1985, you see, and then the apache server sends out a postman, who runs reallyreally fast to the internet kiosk in china (yes, really really fast), and logs onto Internet Explorer - woah, totally - which logs onto the super information highway that somehow existed back then, dodges the buggles and evil MTV advert spawn, and gets the page. He then has to log off the internet kiosk, run through the soviet union's military installation in china - don't ask me why it's there, it just is - and then he uses the apache server again, the apache server goes back through the super hyper dimensonal space contimun thingy with the page. I then have to get my virus scanner out, because if anybody has hitched a ride back to our time, the world will get messed up. Then with the power of quantum philosphy to the power of thirty nine, the psychlogical capabilites of the vocabulary show the page.

Oh, and just to clear it all up, here's the diagram of it.

There, I'm glad that's all cleared up now.

**Amethyst Star** · 10-26-2004 10:56 PM

Kaniaz, that's friggin awesome!.....*loss for words* You just are!

-Amé

**brian** · 10-27-2004 12:14 AM

This is HILARIOUS. Congratulations on making me laugh, because I was champion on that show "Make Me Laugh!"

...........ok, so maybe not.

I know you tried your best to clear things up

, but do you really have that much recall and vividness that you remembered all those details? I'm sure that you made up some, but which did you not?

**docKnubis** · 10-27-2004 01:46 AM

oh no you didnt. you freak!

you made me mj lover

**Dragon** · 10-27-2004 01:59 AM

:rollaugh:
thats just great...

**minion_qb** · 10-27-2004 02:18 AM

lol.

**docKnubis** · 10-28-2004 02:13 AM

???

im still mad at you

whats up with this if you remove the 8 from the site link you get this
http://springfieldwesterntack.com/

**pinkcheese** · 10-28-2004 02:41 AM

Originally posted by docthory
??? im still mad at you

whats up with this if you remove the 8 from the site link you get this
http://springfieldwesterntack.com/

It's his parent's site ( I thinkkk...)