Thread: Stupid thing you have done today

I forgot who I was.


I remembered now.

Drank a bit, a bit over my personal preference as far as alcoholic limits go and drove home. Needless to say I thought I did a rather incredible job. Stayed within the lines and drove within a straight line the entire time. Obeyed all of the traffic laws, and never went over the speed limit once.

Passed a few cops and made it home in one piece. I'd say I did a rather outstanding job. However my entire bottle of alcohol which I was going to drink throughout the week is gone >_>

You drove home. Oh boy. Please tell me that was the first and last time you did something like that.

Well today I picked up two different people in a club, and later on they noticed each other and were like "who the fuck are you," which led to some awkward times. And all the while I was getting text messages from a third guy (some people are trying to set me up with) asking me where I am and what I'm doing.

Didn't get home 'til 7AM. Yaaay.

I kept on playing tetris while I had to get to school. I barely was on time.

I knocked my alarm clock off of my bed (unknowingly) into a bucket-like object which only amplified the sound.

got drunk, fell down a flight of stairs head first...the next morning my head and knee hurt like a son ofa bitch..

Was out last night, got drunk, walking home from the pizza place two blocks from my place, crossing the street, drop my container of garlic dip, bend down to get it, keep walking, drop it again, the jacket I'm holding falls to the floor, juggling my plate of pizza in one hand, some girl comes over from the bus stop to help me because she's been watching me and "feels bad for me," continue on, stumbling, wearing heels, drop the sauce AGAIN, almost kill myself trying to pick it up this time because I'm so drunk I can barely walk let alone bend over to pick something up while holding a jacket and a plate of pizza.

Looooooooooooooooooooser.

Originally Posted by kichu

Was out last night, got drunk, walking home from the pizza place two blocks from my place, crossing the street, drop my container of dip, bend down to get it, keep walking, drop it again, the jacket I'm holding falls to the floor, juggling my plate of pizza in one hand, some girl comes over from the bus to help me because she's been watching me and "feels bad for me," continue on, stumbling, wearing heels, drop the sauce AGAIN, almost kill myself trying to pick it up this time because I'm so drunk I can barely walk let alone bend over to pick something up while holding a jacket and a plate of pizza.

Looooooooooooooooooooser.

Oh, man. "Hilarity" is too subtle a word for the images running through my mind right now.

I love you, kichu.

(Although I had to read the sentence like 4 times before I realized that you meant some sort of edible dip, and not chewing tobacco. I nearly threw up in my mouth a little. )

Ha, I love you too. Happy to entertain.

Eww...chewing tobacco??? VOMIT.

I think I dropped a slice of pizza too. I don't remember. I hope to god I didn't pick it up and put it back on the plate and eat it. Knowing me though....

Oh yeah, kichu harsh looks like someone who chews.

LOL nawwt

Originally Posted by kichu

I think I dropped a slice of pizza too. I don't remember. I hope to god I didn't pick it up and put it back on the plate and eat it. Knowing me though....

Rofl. I would have pardoned you on account of the 5-second rule, but I'm thinking you were probably too hammered to pick it up that fast.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Oh yeah, kichu harsh looks like someone who chews.

LOL nawwt

I know, right?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Rofl. I would have pardoned you on account of the 5-second rule, but I'm thinking you were probably too hammered to pick it up that fast.

Eww....on a dirty, disgusting downtown Vancouver sidewalk?? No, no, noooooo..........

Originally Posted by kichu

I know, right?



Eww....on a dirty, disgusting downtown Vancouver sidewalk?? No, no, noooooo..........

Lol. Actually, it would have been unacceptably disgusting, but I had to say I would pardon you so I could properly set up the punchline.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Lol. Actually, it would have been unacceptably disgusting, but I had to say I would pardon you so I could properly set up the punchline.

I see. Ok, that's fine then.

Oh, and I spilled coffee twice today. Once on myself and on the floor, the second time, on the floor. I swear the first time, the coffee jumped out of the cup.

I suck.

Geex Kichu. How old are you? In your pic you look like 16.
But uhh today my stupid thing was.. uhh I dont really knows..

I'll be 30 in two months.

I didn't buy enough shrimp crackers at the Asian food market. A tragedy.

SHRIMP CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. Insta-craving. Oh man....my mouth is watering. Actually.

I'm still awake, I think that constitutes my first stupid act today.

Falling down in 100mph winds.

I took my truck apart to fix the headlight only to realize I took apart the wrong headlight....and to my chagrin both headlights were actually working fine.

Previously, I paid eleven dollars for a replacement headlight.

And in future news, I need seven stitches for bashing my head against the wall for being such a moron.

Got drunk lasst night, smashed the back of my head off of a table and also I broke my roommates door frame where the lock goes. Oops

Why do you guys get drunk so often?

But anyway:
The most stupid thing a man can do is to not do a stupid thing everyday.
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I got out of bed today. Shouldn't have.