*sigh*
Nothing like getting in a fight your girlfriend on the way home from Mickey D's & start beating her in the face with your cheezeburger.

"A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said said the Vincent Gonzalez, 22, and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home."