Thread: If you could change one thing about the opposite sex...

Woman tend to talk too much. I'd probably lessen that a bit.

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

source: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-more-than-men

Periods. And PMS.

Amen to that. lol. -runs and hides-

lol I probably talk 22,000 words a day, I talk more then men and women

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Wow.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Your wish contradicts itself.
If eyes are now tits, they are not eyes anymore, right?
Just messing with ya :p

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Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.

Originally Posted by L815

Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.

"Straightening up their hair is all they ever do...why can't they straighten up the mess that's inside?! Why can't a woman be more like a man..."
sorry first thing I thought of was Henry Higgins (kudos to anyone who knows what the hell I'm talking about)

Seems like men are always competing with each other...even friggin' best friends are subconsciously competing with each other...maybe lighten up?

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

Seems like men are always competing with each other...even friggin' best friends are subconsciously competing with each other...maybe lighten up?

To be fair...it's usually in competition over a nice female. Like one such as yourself.

Originally Posted by L815

Your wish contradicts itself.
If eyes are now tits, they are not eyes anymore, right?
Just messing with ya :p

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Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.

Too true. I would change some girls' attitude. I don't know if only the girls I'm seeing do this but most of them have been stuck up. How the hell are people supposed to get to know eachother. Eh?

I'd want to change the fact that some women want you to make all the moves and start most of the conversations.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

I agree with this. Also, as someone said, more logical thinking when it comes to relationship issues...

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Woman tend to talk too much. I'd probably lessen that a bit.

That would be my one change as well.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

source: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-more-than-men

Man, this annoys me so much. Over the last 5 years, I've heard: Men talk more, Women talk more, and men and women talk the same...

Lets stick with one study!