Thread: Youtube comments.

You Tube commenters are the dumbest people in the world who are actually able to type.

When systematically examining the cognitive, affective, and formal aspects of the literary work. I must say IMO, these new annotations for these youthful freestyle writers to whom the epithet "worthless" seems best applicable.

YouN00bs.

I found this YouTube comment:

Originally Posted by kysix

ENGLISH MOTHER****** HILLAREOUSE

The crappiest spelling ever.

It's funny how you can go to any video, to any page of comments and you will always without exception find a retarded argument.

YouTube is holding the record of the largest Noob Herd evar.

Originally Posted by Mark75

It's funny how you can go to any video, to any page of comments and you will always without exception find a retarded argument.

That is true. Even positive comments about music get negative comments, which lead to retarded arguments.

This is why you never advertise your site on YouTube. It will cause hundreds of half-brained internet goers to descend upon you like locusts.

YouTube comments are funny as hell though, just looking at how much memory they must waste, and they are so stupid they don't even know what memory means, much less how to speel it...

And forgot to mention the perverts too...
xXSomeGuyXx's guuide to retarted YouTube users:
The Spammer- makes worthless posts like:
If u dunt pas dis on, i swear itz zkaree as 'eelll! ur skreeen goes blk nd it syz the nme of the prson you tinhk is hawt and thun u get rayped later! Its zkryee as ell! allz u have 2 doo iz pazz dis on 2 4 otder videeeeos nd it wunt happin 2 u!!!
The Advertiser-
"www.inertialforce.com- Over 10,000 satisfied customers! Join now!"
The Retard-
"this videeo was shit, shit fat gay fat shit bitch gay looser fat, u kno ur all eeemo for listining to dis muzik...gay."
The "Know-It-All" video poster-
l33tUser202-
At 2:09, MC's nose pops out!!!!!!! Lol...
MoviePoster222-
No, you're wrong. It's 2:08.
The "Normal"-
Wow, this was a wonderful video! Thanks for posting!
l33tUser202-
No, ur gay, nom nom nom!!!111!
The Friend From school-
I know this guy! He lives in New York, in the bronx, on 2n'd ave, in apartment 222! He goes to my school! Great vid Danny Reitchman!

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

Win.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Win.

You Fail.

Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx

You Fail.

Only in your horrendusly inaccurrate version of reality.

Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx

And forgot to mention the perverts too...
xXSomeGuyXx's guuide to retarted YouTube users:
The Spammer- makes worthless posts like:
If u dunt pas dis on, i swear itz zkaree as 'eelll! ur skreeen goes blk nd it syz the nme of the prson you tinhk is hawt and thun u get rayped later! Its zkryee as ell! allz u have 2 doo iz pazz dis on 2 4 otder videeeeos nd it wunt happin 2 u!!!
The Advertiser-
"www.inertialforce.com- Over 10,000 satisfied customers! Join now!"
The Retard-
"this videeo was shit, shit fat gay fat shit bitch gay looser fat, u kno ur all eeemo for listining to dis muzik...gay."
The "Know-It-All" video poster-
l33tUser202-
At 2:09, MC's nose pops out!!!!!!! Lol...
MoviePoster222-
No, you're wrong. It's 2:08.
The "Normal"-
Wow, this was a wonderful video! Thanks for posting!
l33tUser202-
No, ur gay, nom nom nom!!!111!
The Friend From school-
I know this guy! He lives in New York, in the bronx, on 2n'd ave, in apartment 222! He goes to my school! Great vid Danny Reitchman!

Hahaha, that's so true. The spammer and the retard are just way too common.

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

I went looking for that comment to see if it was real...but then I found this comment under it.

Originally Posted by Alexkiller741 (2 weeks ago) Show Hide

"you little jerks! have you ever taken into consideration that maybe, just maybe someone out there actually likes child pornography. i mean, these days, its hard to find a broad who isn't all all stretched out and gross. i mean, the kids in this video aren't even old enough to decide what they eat for breakfast, let alone if CP is a good thing. you should all be ashamed, destroying the boners of many worthy americans, i mean, not everyone wants to have kids in order to see naked ones... "

I'm waiting for the "and what porn do you expect 6 year olds to watch? Adult? Hehe.

On a serious note...what constitutes child porn?...Cause there are some little kids out there making and putting up videos themselves out there right?...Youtube, uh...Godtube? Lol I don't know enough of the video site names...Oh Veoh! I'm watching a zombie movie on there right now!

razorren (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam

Come on now, that is disrespectful...and the term "Your God" is blasphemy. That is another sin cos we know that there's only 1 God.

God loves us all, he made us so we had a choice between to believe what we want to believe and to run our lives how we want it, or to obey him and to join him in heaven. All he asks of us is to ask for forgiveness of our sins and to obey him.

Originally Posted by Turbobeer

strong fingers due muscles? fingers don't have muscles

durr of course dey dont lolololol

lol

Here's an even better one:

Originally Posted by Monwam

u video is noob and shut up when are speak is noob

Hahaha! Wow, he's smart. Great "lol wut?" picture!

classic

When i searched Lucid dreaming there was this guy saying that of you beleive in lucid dreaming you are a mental freak. D: Please if i find this guys user name just spam his account