Thread: Tell Me About Your Dream Woman/Man

Originally Posted by dragonoverlord

A women like the one in my avatar

Covered with feces, and with a giant tumour on her breast?

Originally Posted by Replicon

Covered with feces, and with a giant tumour on her breast?

Haha, christ!


The perfect man for me is sensitive, decisive, mature, tall enough so I can wear my god damn heals and he'd still be taller, smiles a lot, has sparkly eyes...

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Haha, christ!


The perfect man for me is sensitive, decisive, mature, tall enough so I can wear my god damn heals and he'd still be taller, smiles a lot, has sparkly eyes...

Get ready for a flood of posts by guys arguing that they fit the criteria perfectly. Be sure that GH will show up eventually.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Get ready for a flood of posts by guys arguing that they fit the criteria perfectly. Be sure that GH will show up eventually.

0mg but Mes, you just described me! 0mg we are s0ul m@t3s!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

The perfect man for me is sensitive, decisive, mature, tall enough so I can wear my god damn heals and he'd still be taller, smiles a lot, has sparkly eyes...

Good thing "good looking" wasn't a prerequisite, else that would eliminate about 80% of the guys here

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Good thing "good looking" wasn't a prerequisite, else that would eliminate about 80% of the guys here

I'm glad I'm part of a minority. LOL.

You guys crack me up.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You guys crack me up.

*in a creepy tone*

You crack ME up...

hahahaha.

Kylie Minogue/Cerys Matthews/Sarah Harding stylee.. with pots of money, who could keep me in the style to which I've become accustomed..

That'll do me..

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Good thing "good looking" wasn't a prerequisite, else that would eliminate about 80% of the guys here

Hehe you act as if looks mattered to women as much as they matter to men

I think I just saw my dream guy yesterday in traffic. He was on the other side of the road and when our cars got close its like we both sprang up and looked at each other, He had really black hair, a little spikey, and the most cute face ever.

But, then he drove off with a smile...whyd he drive off!!!!....damnit

then right after him, this amazingly gorgeous girl pulls up after and i gave her a wink haha

its funny how people see cute people in traffic, and dont act on it, they just drive along and will NEVER see that person again most likely.

Next time i can im gonna ask for a number dammit!

Originally Posted by Replicon

Hehe you act as if looks mattered to women as much as they matter to men

Good to know I'd still be attractive if ever I got horribly disfigured.

*Goes to play with gasoline*

Oh yeah, and my dream girl has a name.

Where did the last two pages come from?

same height or taller than me
same age or older
hair and eye colors don't really matter
has a well paying job that he likes (so he wouldn't always be stressed)
could support himself if he needed to
can joke around but also be serious and have a deep side
be understanding and know when he needs to step in or back out
make me feel better whether i'm sad or happy
i'd want us to have a lot in common

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

WOW. thats my dream girl too now haha

You guys know that dude from that lame band fall out boy?

ya kno the 1 who plays bass i think, pete something...anyways that's 1 of the hottest mofo's out there, for me that is. and collin farrel is just glowing with hotness.

but still yea that girl in that picture might be better then that guy, or equal..i can't damn decide haha their all so godamn sexy i want em all

I honestly dont see what you guys find so hot about her.

Originally Posted by guerilla

WOW. thats my dream girl too now haha

You guys know that dude from that lame band fall out boy?

ya kno the 1 who plays bass i think, pete something...anyways that's 1 of the hottest mofo's out there, for me that is. and collin farrel is just glowing with hotness.

but still yea that girl in that picture might be better then that guy, or equal..i can't damn decide haha their all so godamn sexy i want em all

She (Jenna Haze) was my first choice, but then I deleted her because I decided to post Shay Laren instead. Well, screw it. It's a tie.

Referring to Universal Mind's pic.
She looks well... bit too slutty for my taste. But oh, nice Shay laren pic.

But yeah I like brunette or blonde and who is caring and talkative and has her style of her own. I'm eye person. I like big eyes.

I did really saw a few of girls of my dream, they all either have boyfriend or don't connect with me, but whatever... I get through it.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Haha, christ!


The perfect man for me is sensitive, decisive, mature, tall enough so I can wear my god damn heals and he'd still be taller, smiles a lot, has sparkly eyes...

Ahh don't spoil me

The Perfect Woman

As the night sky dims, and I fall in my slumber
One object reminds me, why I live longer.

Her hair, silk soft, the beautiful song it makes.
The air fitting perfectly in her crevices.

Oh!, as I think of her my tears go by,

Her legs, a geometrical fantasy,
Curves, and twists enough to rip my wits,

I look into her eyes.. I see not a mere reflection,
I see all her secrets, as pure as the moon,

When I hug her, it feels as if I haven't deserved, what I got,
I don't feel pleasure, I feel as if shes the home I never had.

-Dw

I want a fair-skinned asian