Your top 5 uttered phrases!

I got this idea from a Futurama episode. State the top 5 phrases you say a lot.

Me:

5. Whuh?
4. God dammit.
3. Meh.
2. Yes?
1. Shut up!

You: ???

1. You Fucking Gordo
2. Yahhhhmsss
3. Your a Tool
4. That shit don't fly round here
5. Thats 9/10ths of the law

"ya know" is probably the biggest one - I try to be mindful that I'm not saying it too much. There are some people I know that say A LOT more than I do. It's amazing how you can say a certain phrase so much that you don't even realize you are saying it anymore.

5. "In the name of the flying spaghetti monster!"
4. "Because the flying spaghetti monster says so."
3. "Would you like pain with that?"
2. "Hello! I have fondled your daughter's breasts :)"
1. "What the hell?"

5: Out my way.
4: What do you want?
3: Mhmm? (when someone calls me)
2: M'kay...
1: Yeah? or Yeah.

1. Trust me.

1. Uhm no.
2. What.
3. Are you serious?
4. Yeah right.
5. I know right.

And others. :P Can't think right now.

6: Ass.

Gotcha on the Futurama one! The one where they programmed the bomb to blow when he says ass? Yeah, I rofled on that.

1: "Give me your wallet"
2: "Ask your mother about it"
3: "How much"
4: "No"
5: "Yes"

1. I know.*
2. I'm tired.
3. I'm just that darn good.
4. I will beat you down like a two-foot midget!**
5. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

*Usually when my mother tells me she loves me. I'm sure somebody understands.

**Note that I do not in any way condone the beating of midgets.

1. Oh yes
2. Boingo Boingo Whoopsy Knickers
3. You're an idiot
4. What the shit taco?
5. Sick

1) k

2)why?

3)dont do that you idoit

4)what the hell?

5)your an idoit

1) Are you new?!

2) Fuck.

3) Let's get drinking boyyyysss!

4) Uh... yeah, a twenty sac, thanks...

5) Fuck yeah we got a twenty sac.

1. TOO MUCH...WAY TOO MUCH i either say one or the other with a certain friend
i cant think of others right now

1. Whussgood?
2. Whatchusayin?
3. I gotta dip.
4. I'm 2 months sober, dammit!
5. For shame!

1. Aww.
2. Cute.
3. I'm bored.
4. Let's go to the bar.
5. Sweet.

1. Hee.
2. "Ne, Haruhi?"
3. Mooooan. (I really do say the word.)
4. Grah!!
5. Lawl / loul. (LOL.)

• Hein?
• I blame you for all human suffering.
• I forgive you.
• Conquering Western Europe. (as a retort to "what are you doing?")
• Aside/apart from that...

"Uh"
"Good lord!"
"Ok"
"Yes, I'll do it. <returns to procrastination>"
"Fuck/Shit/Bugger"*

*I say these a lot each day, but not to anyone. Rather, I say these to myself because I remember one of the bazillion things I did that I am embarassed about. I have things going back to like when I was 11. I can't forget or forgive myself for these tiniest of things. Uh.

5.) Etooooo~/Anoooo~
4.) How you doin'? (in a very seductive manner)
3.) You, me, back of my car, now!
2.) Hold it!
1.) OBJECTION!

Thank potato! (my version of "thank god")
Allegedly...
Touch&#233;
What's the matter, Sonny? Got yer brakes on?
You! (The ultimate lame come-back to anything)

These are for real life, not the internet.

1:lol or lmao

2: bro (what I call my brother)

3: what?

4: thanks

5: yeah/ok

last three pretty much make up 80&#37; of the words I say

Anyone that actually says LOL or any of its many derivatives in real life completely and utterly fails, and deserves to have an elephant crush their head.

1. Eeeh?! (but done really high pitched and nasal.. it's annoying as fuck)
2. Annoying as fuck
3. mmmm.. beer
4. ready for a time out?
5. mmm.. beer


lol @ 'shit taco'

oh yeah, and I say 'vagina loaf' when I get really REALLY frustrated with something