Thread: If you sucked at everything you did

Donate my body to science.

Well, considering this is true for me, it's quite easy. Do it anyway. Do it, but still suck. I mean, it's still fun. You seem to think that the only point of anything ever is to do it well (hence "knowing there is no point"). The point is to have fun.

Originally Posted by wasup

Well, considering this is true for me, it's quite easy. Do it anyway. Do it, but still suck. I mean, it's still fun. You seem to think that the only point of anything ever is to do it well (hence "knowing there is no point"). The point is to have fun.

You sissy, science needs you!

Oh come on, you can't possibly mean everything.
There has to be something, even if it's blinking you're eyes or breathing or eating fatty, high-carb food on a continual basis.

I honestly can't believe that there is such a thing as a person who is good at nothing.

Well, in fact, I am good at some things. But let's take a genre of things... sports. I suck at all sports. I am clumsy and uncoordinated. I am in great physical shape (work out regularly, tall, pretty strong), just horrible at sports. I always look goofy when doing physical things. Be it complicated movements like skating or skiing or even simple things as running I look awkward. I guess I just never learned to do that stuff properly when I was younger.

Does this include living? Breathing? Eating? Money management? etc?

Because, if that is the case, you would likely be on an inexorable path to imminent death, lol.

"Uh oh, gotta eat.. too bad I suck at swallowing... " *Chokes to death on glass of water??*

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Originally Posted by O'nus

Does this include living? Breathing? Eating? Money management? etc?

Because, if that is the case, you would likely be on an inexorable path to imminent death, lol.

"Uh oh, gotta eat.. too bad I suck at swallowing... " *Chokes to death on glass of water??*

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Indeed.
Surely it's about the value we place on certain activities over others. If we were a strictly religious society, we'd value the ability to be celibate (some tiny pockets of our society still do.)

But because we're a pretty showy-offy society, we value things that draw attention to ourselves.

If you hang around people who don't care about sport, then they're not gonna be impressed that you can run twenty timex faster than everyone else.

Oh dear, this is turning all philosophical.

Ok fine, everything non staying alive. Figured it was obvious. I mean just plain suck ass at everything you do, well below average then the average person.

So you've tried EVERYTHING, then?

I said everything you did, so everything you've done in your life for however old you are. If you're 50 and failed everything then 50n years of failure, or 25, or 18, or 2.