this is one of my favourite all-time scenes from ANY episode:

(otto walks into the DMV)

PATTY: "hi, my name is patty. when you do good, i use the green pen. when you do bad, i use the red pen. any questions?"

OTTO: "yeah, one. have you always been a chick? i mean, you were born a man, right?
it's okay. you can tell me. i'm open minded."

PATTY: [drops green pen] "i won't be needing this!!!!"





another great quote from this episode:

(bart is playing the guitar at the bus stop)

NELSON: "hey simpson, what are you trying to play?"

BART: "polly-wolly doole."

NELSON: "well it sounds polly-wolly crappy! HAW HAW! BURN!"