Thread: america day

happy 4th everyone... so blow up your chinese fireworks and drink your canadian beer! then get drunk and drive your japanese car home! then smoke your ganja from mexico/canada... yay.

Strange, ive almost completed that list tonight......

Well anyways, happy 4th of july to all the americans here. I hope everyone has enjoyed their weekend.

Boy, there really is nothing like setting off $100 of illegal explosives to celebrate a coutry-- what fun!
I saw the best fireworks show ever tonight. And my friend had been stashing his fireworks since last year and we really let them fly; some setting fires in dry grass.

i used 4th of july to smoke 100$ of weed and get really pissed even though im in australia, thanks guys for becoming independant or whatever it is!

Yeah everyone. Inhale the smoke and shards from your fireworks for me.

Originally posted by Nebulae
i used 4th of july to smoke 100$ of weed and get really pissed even though im in australia, thanks guys for becoming independant or whatever it is!

Originally posted by Nebulae
i used 4th of july to smoke 100$ of weed and get really pissed even though im in australia, thanks guys for becoming independant or whatever it is!

jebus! how much does weed cost over there??? i can get an ounce of dank mersh for $40... i can't imagine smoking $100 worth of weed in one night... i think my heart might stop.

HAPPY 4TH TO YOU ALL AS WELL!

We have a lot of service men to thank for the freedoms we have

I live in Ohio and it is illegal to set of your own fireworks. However you can buy them all over the place. The joke of it is is that you have to sign a waiver that you will discharge any of the fire works that you purchase out of the state.

Let me tell you how my fourth of july went...

I went to say the fireworks show *yay!*. It was really cool, cause we all know that bright flashy colours accompanied by a big *BOOM!* is really cool. Well when it was all done, all I heard was cheers, so I started to boo out of spite. The kids above me (I was sitting a car parking lot garage thingy) started to cheer after my boo's just to nullify my attempts to show my utter discontent with the show (Then I rounded them up and threw them off the building).

When I went to bed, of course 8000 idiots thought it was funny to blow off fireworks at 2 am, because after all, who likes to sleep? My neighbors a few doors down from me talk really loudly, so I managed to note their conversation. It went something like this:

Asshole#1: Hey, lets blow off $300 worth of fireworks that just make a bright flash and a really loud noise.
Asshole#2: That's a great idea, then we can blow off bottle rocks.
Asshole#1: Why would we do that?
Asshole#2: Because we're assholes who obviously don't realise that nobody likes us.
Asshole#1: Maybe we should get a girlfriend?
Asshole#2: No, me and you can just light m80's and then sit on them.
Asshole#1: Sounds fun, then we can rev up the engines on our cheap cars because I'm to stupid and ugly to get a job so I can afford a car that doesn't need the abscence of a muffler to be loud and irritating.
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Or something like that...

Booing out of spite just to make people mad isn't much better heh.

Asshole1: Hey look that guy likes to tinker with his car
Asshole2: Lets be condescending and call him a ricer. *
Asshole1: Yea instead of just letting him do what the fuck he wants, we'll pretend the loud noise that his car makes that I hear once a month annoys me so bad *
Asshole2: Yeah, and lets assume he buys loud fireworks too, and stereotype him as an ugly guy with a lousy job as well!
Asshole1: Yea, that way we'll insult people with the inability to get a better job as well!!! *
Asshole3: Lets pretend we're kaniaz!

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First of all ct - . This guy rev's up his engine about 20 times a month in the middle of the night, and he gets tickets for noise complaints constantly. I also remember one time during the day about 2 weeks ago he managed to rev his car so loud that the people in the house behind me (They just moved in) had a 2 month old baby that was crying incessently for 10 minutes. A while ago he blew off 27 bottle rockets and a ton of other fireworks that found themselves in their neighbor's yard, her dog got some gunpowder (or something like that) in her eye and it caused a ton of trouble. About a year ago he was riding his golf cart across people yard's and destroying lawns and gardens. Of course the police never did anything about it because they have no proof that he did it. I don't have a problem with people who mod their car and stuff, but when you do it to just be an annoying jerk, then it's a problem. He is an ugly fat guy who I think is infact on wellfare. Also, how am I impersonating Kaniaz?

CAPS, people, CAPS

I am usually not one for an eye for an eye but some people are just so damn disrespectful.
Death-Waud You should get some round-up (Weed & grass killer) and write I am a beligerant asshole in his yard.

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i used 4th of july to smoke 100$ of weed and get really pissed even though im in australia, thanks guys for becoming independant or whatever it is!

jebus! how much does weed cost over there??? i can get an ounce of dank mersh for $40... i can't imagine smoking $100 worth of weed in one night... i think my heart might stop.[/b]

*tWitCH*

its 250-280 for an ounce, in AU dollars...so that would be umm...like 160 US? price has crept slowly up over the years it sucks!

its almost cheaper to buy hard drugs witht he amount i smoke

i wanan go to mexico and get da cheapa drugs