Thread: Do You Watch Porn?

Yes, but as a girl you wouldn't understand the plight of the male. We always have to take care of business or it takes care of itself while we sleep.

Think of porn as the male maxi-pad. It prevents nightly leakage.

Sorry, Burns, but I agree with SolSkye on this one.

People don't watch porn to see "2 bad actors in front of a low-budget TV camera." as you say. They watch it to see sex!

Furthermore, Never,
I think the fact that somehow you think that you are on some higher level is pathetic to me. If you're going to brag about something, find something worth bragging about.

Yes. I watch porn.
No. I'm not "mindless scum" because I do.
Thanks for not judging me.

My thoughts exactly!


"THOSE ELITIST PIGS!" *shakes one hand, while swirling red wine in the other*

*sound of glass shatters*

"Bollocks!...I dropped another monocle!"

nvm, you both obviously missed my point, and it's not worth wasting my time to explain it anyway. ah well.

And for the record, my hubby and I watch porn together sometimes, and I know he watches himself sometimes as well and I don't freak out. So don't generalize and say that just because I'm a girl, that I don't understand about sex and porn.

EEK! Burns is cool in my book. I'm only concerned with Never's judgemental views on the common man.

Hey, SolSkye.

Since we're mindless scum, would you like to get together and sit in a room together, wallowing in our own feces and filth, and eating the rats that come to feed off of our crumbs?

We could watch porn while we do it.

I don't watch porn because it is mindless.
Seriously.
I don't need a mindless plot to satisfy myself if need be.

In the case that me and my wife would ever watch it

Why this is not an option?

Instead of the mindless porn videos why don't they try to make an actual film with a decent plot. When, in the plot the LOVE scene comes up it then gets X-rated. Yet it can still be tactful. But a break from the two options
a. Porn as we know it. < degrading, tasteless, vulger. (maybe that is the point)
b. R rated movies.

Originally Posted by Burns

nvm, you both obviously missed my point, and it&#39;s not worth wasting my time to explain it anyway. ah well.

And for the record, my hubby and I watch porn together sometimes, and I know he watches himself sometimes as well and I don&#39;t freak out. So don&#39;t generalize and say that just because I&#39;m a girl, that I don&#39;t understand about sex and porn.
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That&#39;s because there really wasn&#39;t a solid point to begin with. Anyone with any beef with porn is like someone having a problem with gay marriage.

If it doesn&#39;t affect you, why worry about it? The &#39;actors&#39; are, two (sometimes countless) consenting adults making an adult decision. Who the hell are you to judge them, and what they do? That would be exactly the same as me saying, "Veterinarians are pointless jobs because they are only worried about dumb animals without cognition or awareness, anyway." But, that&#39;s your choice, as it is theirs, so who am I (or anyone) to say what&#39;s what...

They simply aren&#39;t being manipulated and sold into slavery, or the sex trade industry. Now, if we were talking about non-industrialized countries like, Thailand and how they exploit underage women there, I would see your point. But we aren&#39;t talking about that now, are we?

Originally Posted by Howetzer

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I don&#39;t need a mindless plot to satisfy myself if need be.

In the case that me and my wife would ever watch it

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Nobody with a wife needs a mindless plot to satisfy them.

They have tried to do this. Have you ever seen &#39;Species&#39;. The kind of movie you see on HBO and stuff late at night, but that&#39;s not what you&#39;re talking about. Species was a terrible movie. LOL and every other movie like it. They just put nude scenes in there to make up for the fact that it&#39;s a crappy movie.

Here&#39;s a perfect analogy for those that still don&#39;t understand the need for porn...


Porn is like a retarded cousin you can&#39;t ignore, but try to.

In the end, even if you can&#39;t understand them, you&#39;ll just have to come to grips and accept it...they&#39;re family.

Originally Posted by SolSkye

Here&#39;s a perfect analogy for those that still don&#39;t understand the need for porn...
Porn is like a retarded cousin you can&#39;t ignore, but try to.

In the end, even if you can&#39;t understand them, you&#39;ll just have to come to grips and accept it...they&#39;re family.
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The retarded cousin came from someone in the porn business that has no scruples and was drunk when she got pregnant.
His father, who also was in the porn business is dead from aids. But now we the tax payer have to support the idiot on welfare that can&#39;t support the retarded cousin who is sitting around watching porn.
They can be judged. It is a right the last I knew.

Wow it bites.

Solskye, I see the world a certain way and don&#39;t care who knows it. I will not be quiet because you are the majority. Relax; does my opinion threaten you? You can have your sick crap, and I&#39;ll not have it. The end.

No.
I&#39;M better than YOU.

Originally Posted by Never

Wow it bites.

Solskye, I see the world a certain way and don&#39;t care who knows it. I will not be quiet because you are the majority. Relax; does my opinion threaten you? You can have your sick crap, and I&#39;ll not have it. The end.
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Pfwhahaha, threaten me? Yea, that&#39;s it. I forgot that I must pay homage to the great...so and so, from who-gives-a-sheet. Oh, and for the record, I am relaxed.

Although, your pathetic pretentious demeanor was quite the spectacle, so it was hard to resist talking to such a cool guy.

*bows in reverence of the self-hating masturbator*


And, Howie while yes, it is your &#39;god-given&#39; right to be able to judge people. Don&#39;t you find judging someone just a tad bit conceited, convoluted, and trite at best? While there is no real &#39;higher road&#39; in the sense of the word, in it&#39;s commonly used context, it&#39;s an easier one to take...

Well this is degrading pretty fast. Do many topics on here manage to survive without argument now?

EDIT: Shit, we&#39;re arguing about masturbating?

And, Howie while yes, it is your &#39;god-given&#39; right to be able to judge people. Don&#39;t you find judging someone just a tad bit conceited, convoluted, and trite at best?[/b]

Not if I feel it is something this profound and is effecting the society that me my family and young ones live.

I&#39;m sorry, where did I attack you? Your aggression has no limits. Let it go. I am leaving this topic to you.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Well this is degrading pretty fast. Do many topics on here manage to survive without argument now?

EDIT: Shit, we&#39;re arguing about masturbating?
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True. But look at the question that was posed.

Originally Posted by Conforming;

king and god

have you ever heard of becomingagodo?
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Yes, I have seen him on this forum. What does he have to do with this?

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Well this is degrading pretty fast. Do many topics on here manage to survive without argument now?

EDIT: Shit, we&#39;re arguing about masturbating?
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It never ceases to amaze me at how hypocritical people can be without even knowing it. Do you honestly realize what topic this is? How could it possibly degrade more from where it started?

Also, please tell me how exactly is your time so precious that you feel like you are missing out from some deep meaningful conversation every time any &#39;precious&#39; topic veers a little bit off course. Gimme a break. Don&#39;t forget where you are.

To me, it just sounds like a fart telling the piece of sh*t, "You Stink&#33;".


[Edit: The funny thing is, irrefutably nearly any topic I touch turns to gold...I guess I got the midas touch and some peeps be jealous. Pfft, Joking. As I told you in PM Kaniaz, everything is one big joke. No need to be so serious all the damn time.]

The topic before was asking do you watch porn.
The topic is now, thanks to our Lady Entropy, about bitching at each other and trying to score points. Something I think is done in Religion, Philosophy etc quite enough.

EDIT: That&#39;s not the Midas touch&#33;

Originally Posted by Howetzer

I don&#39;t watch porn because it is mindless.
Seriously.
I don&#39;t need a mindless plot to satisfy myself if need be.

In the case that me and my wife would ever watch it

Why this is not an option?

Instead of the mindless porn videos why don&#39;t they try to make an actual film with a decent plot. When, in the plot the LOVE scene comes up it then gets X-rated. Yet it can still be tactful. But a break from the two options
a. Porn as we know it. < degrading, tasteless, vulger. (maybe that is the point)
b. R rated movies.
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Porn makes one horny so one can jack off to it. Doesn&#39;t sound too pointless to me. But just watching it, without jacking off, on the other hand, is a waste of time.

I think this topic was doomed from the start.
...But our points are established. Those who watch porn are mindless scum, and those who don&#39;t are better than me.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

The topic before was asking do you watch porn.
The topic is now, thanks to our Lady Entropy, about bitching at each other and trying to score points. Something I think is done in Religion, Philosophy etc quite enough.

EDIT: That&#39;s not the Midas touch&#33;
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It&#39;s called a joke, Mr. TechnicalManual. You should try it some time, instead of your constant feeble attempts to catch someone in a technicality....One word for that, YAAAAAWN.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

I&#39;m sorry, where did I attack you? Your aggression has no limits. Let it go. I am leaving this topic to you.
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You didn&#39;t attack me but you seemed very self-righteous in your statements. If there&#39;s one thing that gets to me it&#39;s people that think they are better than others. Seems like nothing more than a pompous prick, to me.



And, back on topic as I said before; &#39;Porn: The male maxi-pad&#33; Prevents nightly leakage&#33;&#39;

Don&#39;t we all love porn?

Well, most people do. Also, people have to see the difference between looking at images of hot women, and actually relating those images to actual people.

If I look at porn, I don&#39;t see personality, I just see a hot girl.

Example: The girls I like to see in porn I am not attracted to in real life.

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Point being: Stop acting (certain people are) like porn is all bad and such. Like burns said: It is soulless. Or something like that. Yes, yes it is. That is the idea. It doesn&#39;t make me think women are less then men, it actually doesn&#39;t make me think anything. Expect for which hand to use this time.