Thread: The Wonderful World Of Spencers!

Went to Spencers Gifts yesterday...

Is that a Pen or a mini Jango Fett?

I know what it is... :giggle:

Originally Posted by Burns

I know what it is... :giggle:
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The image's stuck after loading 10%. It's not porn is it?

hahahah
ooohooohoooh i remember spencers gifts! it was an awesome random shop, but was closed down

"Water proof and virtually silent"

does that explain it

A hint for everyone who doesn't know what it is...

It makes you feel all tingly and happy.

Originally Posted by Mitzie

It makes you feel all tingly and happy.
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Christmas!

Originally Posted by Mitzie

It makes you feel all tingly and happy.
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Well, it makes ME feel sore and uncomfortable. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Originally Posted by The

Well, it makes ME feel sore and uncomfortable. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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oh dear god, man !!

Originally Posted by The

Well, it makes ME feel sore and uncomfortable. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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Well, maybe you just need a better one, Matt. I mean, you haven't tried the specific one in the add now, have you?

this explains all the talk about "Wild Vibrations" I see in some threads

I had no idea.......

hehe...well, i could see what it was, but i kinda had to look twice to make sure i was seeing right!!!

After a bit of time with that thing, i think i'd be having very pleasant dreams indeed...although i'd never trade it in for the real thing, you understand...

could be useful for when he's not here though...

Nothing like a real live man eh?

we're not waterproof, tho

Looks like a 1GB USB key to me!

spot the virgin

(sorry Kaniaz )

Originally Posted by Ynot

spot the virgin

(sorry Kaniaz )
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HAH!

Originally Posted by The

Well, it makes ME feel sore and uncomfortable. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.[/b]

Originally Posted by The

oh dear god, man !![/b]

ROFL

Hmmmm...

Ergonomics. What sort of design and ergonomics process do you think such products go through, usually? I mean...

I have this mental picture, of this bland stereotypical office with the usual paper-trays and people at computers, and there's this big chalkboard. And, there's all these bald, middle-aged office boffins crowding around a blown-up design schematic for their latest product. I mean... how do they design these things? How do they TEST them? Like... does somebody have a JOB as a quality assurance tester or test subject for such products?

The bind moggles.

Originally Posted by The

Hmmmm...

Ergonomics. What sort of design and ergonomics process do you think such products go through, usually? I mean...

I have this mental picture, of this bland stereotypical office with the usual paper-trays and people at computers, and there's this big chalkboard. And, there's all these bald, middle-aged office boffins crowding around a blown-up design schematic for their latest product. I mean... how do they design these things? How do they TEST them? Like... does somebody have a JOB as a quality assurance tester or test subject for such products?

The bind moggles.
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Youve given me the mental image of a buisness woman sprawled out in the middle of a large meeting table surrounded by office workers with clipboards... you get the rest
just thought i share that with you all

That's exactly the image I had.

I mean...

Let's say, it's a normal sunday, and I'm in a sex shop, perusing the shelves to add anopther ballgag and whip to my collection. And, of course, I cant help but look at the diverse range of alien-shaped devices lined up on the shelves. I just.... CANT help but ponder the process and system these products go through before they end up on the shelves.

WHAT would the job title be of the aforementioned woman? "Quality assurance technician for personal products" or what?

Originally Posted by The

WHAT would the job title be of the aforementioned woman? "Quality assurance technician for personal products" or what?
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And what about employee evaluation time? Somebody's got to stand watch to evaluate her performance, every now and then, and make sure she continues to be quality material for the job, right??

It's good to be da boss.

Hmm...

Maybe they hire prostitutes or something to test them?

i once read an article in a magazine about a woman who worked for ann summers. she actually had to test these toys, before they could be marketed in the shops or at parties!!!

tbh, i think she had a pretty good job going there...
btw, she also wasn't married, from what i remember.