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      spot the virgin[/b]
      Well Mr. Totally Not A Virgin, it's your STD Wheel of Fortune, so I won't begrudge you your fun, but I'd still reccomend wearing gloves when you're spinning it or plugging it into the USB port/toasting element/however you deviants spend your time that I will, rather, be spending happily playing Family Trivial Pursuit, which I find a great way to spend those dull weekends and fill the void that other, clearly much more enlightened, people will instead fill with colorful vibrating plastic.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kaniaz View Post
      Looks like a 1GB USB key to me!
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      No, it's definitely a pen or a mini Jango Fett.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kaniaz View Post
      Well Mr. Totally Not A Virgin, it's your STD Wheel of Fortune, so I won't begrudge you your fun, but I'd still reccomend wearing gloves when you're spinning it or plugging it into the USB port/toasting element/however you deviants spend your time that I will, rather, be spending happily playing Family Trivial Pursuit, which I find a great way to spend those dull weekends and fill the void that other, clearly much more enlightened, people will instead fill with colorful vibrating plastic.
      [/b]
      LOL!

      K, hot chocolate just came out my nose...

      Originally posted by &#39;Blue Dude&#39;+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(&#39;Blue Dude&#39</div>
      Hmmmm...

      Ergonomics. What sort of design and ergonomics process do you think such products go through, usually? I mean...

      I have this mental picture, of this bland stereotypical office with the usual paper-trays and people at computers, and there&#39;s this big chalkboard. And, there&#39;s all these bald, middle-aged office boffins crowding around a blown-up design schematic for their latest product. I mean... how do they design these things? How do they TEST them? Like... does somebody have a JOB as a quality assurance tester or test subject for such products?

      The bind moggles.[/b]
      ...and...

      <!--QuoteBegin-&#39;Blue Dude&#39;

      That&#39;s exactly the image I had.

      I mean...

      Let&#39;s say, it&#39;s a normal sunday, and I&#39;m in a sex shop, perusing the shelves to add anopther ballgag and whip to my collection. And, of course, I cant help but look at the diverse range of alien-shaped devices lined up on the shelves. I just.... CANT help but ponder the process and system these products go through before they end up on the shelves.

      WHAT would the job title be of the aforementioned woman? "Quality assurance technician for personal products" or what?
      LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

      I want that job.

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      I had to buy a vibrator for a friend of mine, a few years ago
      as she was embarrased to buy it herself

      it was engenius
      disguised as a lipstick
      but, boy, this thing was more powerful than those vibrating electric chair things you get down ammusement arcades

      like, seriously.....
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      Quote Originally Posted by Ynot View Post
      I had to buy a vibrator for a friend of mine, a few years ago
      as she was embarrased to buy it herself

      it was engenius
      disguised as a lipstick
      but, boy, this thing was more powerful than those vibrating electric chair things you get down ammusement arcades

      like, seriously.....
      [/b]
      I&#39;m assuming you took it for a test drive then? Bet you look pretty gay with a lipstick looking thingymabob...

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      I&#39;m comfortable with my sexuality, thank you very much

































      (\_ _/)
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      (")_(")

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      Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
      Well, it makes ME feel sore and uncomfortable. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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      Well, maybe you just need a better one, Matt. I mean, you haven&#39;t tried the specific one in the add now, have you?
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Ynot View Post
      I&#39;m comfortable with my sexuality, thank you very much

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      I laughed

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      i jsut think its funny that out of all of the posts no one has said exactly what is pictured, hehe.
      spam removed

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      Vibrator.

      Vi-brat-or.

      Vi-braht-ohr

      v-i-b-r-a-t-o-r


      happy?

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      &#39;Dildilicious orgasmatron&#39; sounds way cooler

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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

      You guys, what have you done&#33; Courtney and MSG, delete, delete&#33; The whole charm of this thread is that it DOESNT make it explicit...

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      ...
      .....

      viiibratorrr

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      Innuendo has died.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
      Vibrator.

      Vi-brat-or.

      Vi-braht-ohr

      v-i-b-r-a-t-o-r
      happy?
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      W-w..w...WHAT?

      IT&#39;S NOT A MINI JANGO FETT?
      Darn it.

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      &#39;Dildilicious orgasmatron&#39;

      lol

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      Quote Originally Posted by TweaK View Post
      W-w..w...WHAT?

      IT&#39;S NOT A MINI JANGO FETT?
      Darn it.
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      Well...
      Unless that&#39;s where you want your mini jango fett, then no, it&#39;s not.

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      EWWWW Why would I put Janno there?&#33; Are you crazy&#33;? That spot is reserved for Han Solo, and only Han Solo.....well except that one time...with chewy....I dont want to talk about it....

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      lol....

      that&#39;s all i can say to that one...

      Looks like the innuendo might be back...

      'all of the moments that already passed/
      try to go back and make them last.'

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      innuendo

      Quote Originally Posted by Pastro View Post
      EWWWW Why would I put Janno there?&#33; Are you crazy&#33;? That spot is reserved for Han Solo, and only Han Solo.....well except that one time...with chewy....I dont want to talk about it....
      [/b]
      Wouldn&#39;t chewy get all... tangled?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
      Well...
      Unless that&#39;s where you want your mini jango fett, then no, it&#39;s not.
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      I am so horny for Jango Fett right now.

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      Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
      innuendo
      Wouldn&#39;t chewy get all... tangled?
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      Blue I told you I didn&#39;t want to talk about it&#33; Let just say he got stuck......and I still haven&#39;t found him


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      Quote Originally Posted by Pastro View Post
      Blue I told you I didn&#39;t want to talk about it&#33; Let just say he got stuck......and I still haven&#39;t found him
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      Okay&#33; "wierd"

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      Quote Originally Posted by Pastro View Post
      Blue I told you I didn&#39;t want to talk about it&#33; Let just say he got stuck......and I still haven&#39;t found him
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      I&#39;m not here to judge .
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      This thread is so weird and perverted. It makes me so happy.

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