Thread: Planet's Stupidest Animals!

Originally Posted by Hominus

how about fish in general. One day while i was fishing i caught the same one upwards of 10 times (i could tell from the scar on his side). Now THATS stupid.

I guess Ozzy Ozborne is a possible candidate
[/b]

agreed, i was in this french city once, and this small river went right through it...
and there were HUNDREDS of fish just swimming, not moving or anything, just swimming AGAINST the flow of the water, and they didn't even move ONE GODD*MN INCH!!!!!!!!!& #33;! they just kept swimming, and swimming, and swimming, right on the same spot...

makes you think what they're trying to achieve...

also makes you realise that humans ARE the most intelligent beings...




MY dog IS smart... when he wants to go back home (when i'm walking him), he goes like *jump* *jump**jump**jump*, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' FEET, and when you just keep going, he'll start to bark, and bark, and it's not just "woof", or something, it's "WOOFWOOFWOOF", so that the ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD hears it... and because i am so nice tot he neighbourhood not to disturb anyone, i'll simply turn around and do what he wants...

and my dog talks too, if he goes looking for something, and you open the door so that you smash the dog's head open, he'll go like "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHPHPHP" like a wolf...

and my dog can look soooooo sad too... 'cause when he wants to play outside, and he doesn't open the door himself (so that we won't get angry at him... yes, our dog is smart), then he'll look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad at us, so that we open the door for him... cat's irritate you untill you do something... dog's work with your emotions, and sh*t...

and when he wants to run someone over... (you know, just for fun), he'll do as if he's crazy, and run around the garden 10 times... and THEN he'll run him over... so that it looks like an accident... and then he'll go stand next to him with that sadistic smile of his...

yeah... dogs rule...


cats might appear more intelligent... but at least you can LAUGH more with your dog... because of the idiocy (or appearent idiocy, done to conceal a sinister plan) he commits...


and btw: do you ever see guard-cats? or police-cats?

so: dogs rule...

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

and btw: do you ever see guard-cats? or police-cats?[/b]

No, because cats aren't yes-men.

Give them a good reason to do it, and they will.
Don't give them a reason, and you might as well do it yourself.
All cats are trainable - the key is giving them a reason to comply with a command - find something they like.

And maybe another reason you don't see police cats - which is someone more likely to be frightened of? A snarling 90 lb. German Shepherd or a 10 lb. cat (even with its claws). Come on now.